Build-A-Bear Introduces “My Little Pony” Line, Unleashes The Bronies
“Kids gon get trampled!”
“Kids gon get trampled!”
Bacon? Check. My Little Ponies? Check. Dentures? Present.
We spent 2012 scouring the Internet for the worst possible things. This is it. Serious NSFW warning.
May the Festival of Lights illuminate your clopping.
This morning a hacker group called the GNAA created a worm that unleashed a flood of racist spam into users’ dashboards. Here’s how to protect yourself.
We went to a NYC My Little Pony meetup and asked some die-hard fans of the show to rate the new game on a scale of 1-4 hooves. But for some, four hooves were not enough.
Sometimes it’s just not enough to admire cartoon characters from afar. Sometimes you have to weird science a pony girlfriend for yourself to impress your DeviantArt friends.
Seriously?
If you are a Brony, you smile at these great times in pony history. =D
Bronies, let’s just forget this happened. (via equestriadaily.com)
How do you make 1D more adorable? Kitty ears.
Bronies love planes, planes love bronies. But does JetBlue know about r/ClopClop?
This video is the black hole that will suck all points of the internet onto themselves, and negating all canceling out all light and matter forever. If only Ron Paul could hear this.
Mmmm sick of it yet? The Brony version of PSY’s original, which can be found here. Pony Gangnam Style!
Nerd aqua vitae Mountain Dew ran a contest to let fans choose their newest apple flavor soda. Bronies earnestly wanted to name it after a popular My Little Pony character. 4chan had other plans.
But also the normal things you’d expect on The Jerry Springer Show like strippers, stalkers, love triangles, and people who live double lives. Bronies and American gypsies: so hot right now.
BronyCon brought together over 4,000 adult fans of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Here’s what went down.
At Bronycon this weekend, I recognized two familiar faces and a distinctive dino suit. Indeed, this same father son duo were at the furry convention I attended just 2 weeks before.
Revealing photographs from the Republican primaries show the secret cabal controlling each candidate’s decisions. We know little about this group from a place called Equestria, other than that their main agenda appears to be “friendship”.
A soulful tune by the self-described manliest “brony” (adult man who likes the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) in the world. This is a song from the show originally sung by the pony character Rarity.
Something about grown men enjoying animated tv just rubs this guy the wrong way. Your peers are dying in Afghanistan so you can draw fan art!
Just…goddamn. There’s a subreddit dedicated to “My Little Damon: Friendship is Mattgic”. We don’t know why it exists, but it does. So there you go.
Customers who bought “My Little Pony” DVDs also buy some interesting other items. Amazon’s product suggestion engine truly captures the fedora-wearing soul of the adult male My Little Pony fan.
Teens, like most of us, are unsure how to react to the Bronie phenom. Can you guess who will join “the herd”?
This hand-carved zombie pony is terrifying enough to trigger nightmares in even the manliest of bronies.
Diabeetus and alcohol poisoning will no doubt ensue when Epic Meal Time meets My Little Pony.
They’re going to love and tolerate the shit out of you. And buy swag. Lots and lots of swag.
They look like this.
Know Your Meme’s Internet scientist Forest takes an in-depth look at this year’s meme tour de force “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” and its unlikely fan base known as Bronies. For more information on brony culture, check out the entry on Know Your Meme! (via knowyourmeme.com) Watch Video ›
Ponies need no translation to be awesome. However, here is a subtitled version of Nissan Brazil’s “Pôneis malditos” (‘Damn Ponies’) commercial for context. Bronies, rejoice. (via geekleetist.tumblr.com) Watch Video ›