Living legend Britney Spears is back with her new music video “3.” It's hot! Like 2002 Britney hot. I dig. Flawless. Perfect.

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1. I may be biased…

A Peruvian 9-year-old copies Britney's “Toxic” video shot-by-shot. You'll get creepy pedo feelings while watching this. This is like if Roman Polanski directed an episode of MTV's “Becoming.”

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1. Meet Ada Azucena Diaz, The Nine Year-Old, Britney Spears Video Ho
2. YouTube - Baby Dancing to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”
3. This Is Our Future via Dlisted

Britney Spears has a new song out! It is ostensibly about group sex. It's part of her new singles collection, but I'll let Matt weigh in on what he thinks.

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Well here's something I never thought I'd see: Britney Spears singing Alanis Morissette's “You Oughta Know.”

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The thing is, I don't think anyone would look good in this. But especially not Britney.

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Kevin Federline has been living the good life since his divorce from Britney Spears, as made evident by his gut and second chin.

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1. Marilyn Manson Is Fat Too

Just in time for Brit's upcoming visit to Moscow, one classy Russian teen got the pop tart's visage tattooed riiiight above her boobies. Eighteen-year-old Irina Savina claims Britney provided “the soundtrack for [her] life,” which is fine, but, like, I grew up listening to James Taylor and you don't see “Sweet Baby James” tattooed on my ass (although you will see Gloria Estefan winking because that's “how I roll”).

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MOVIE BUZZ: A crazy movie site with very little credibility reports that Britney Spears has been offered a role in The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton . Basic plot: Britney's character “creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.” SPOILER ALERT: They are killed by Nazis before they can travel back to the future and get married. This is so not real, but it obviously should be.

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1. The original report.
2. German jews are displeased.
3. Via Videogum, who notes: “We’re gonna need a bigger GREEN LIGHT.”
4. Notes BWE: ““…it is claimed” from the “National Ledger” sounds pretty iron-clad and factual. The movie has probably started shooting as we speak.”
5. “So basically, it’s like where the red fern grows but with jews instead of coon hounds, and with time traveling nazis*.”

It's true! On his Sunday radio show, he wished Miley would get a gum transplant, make a sex tape with her dad, do heroin like Britney, smoke crack like Lindsay Lohan and finally, “catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat.” Woah. Miley start using grocery bags on your bike seats! We can't say for sure that Jamie hasn't sabotaged your ass.

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1. Jamie Foxx’s Easter Wish For Miley Cyrus: ‘Catch Chlamydia’

Link: http://www.nplusonemag.com/glitter-fades

This is a mix tape for Britney, but it's really a mix tape for all of us. Because Britney's sanity, much like Oprah's weight , is an indicator of America's well-being. Let's all just listen and heal.

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TechCrunch has uncovered a listing looking for Britney Spears' 2.0 Media Manager. The Pop Princess already has a Twitter , but it seems as though this is only the beginning of her (actually, this new manager's) online presence. Chris Crocker , this is the job for you.

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1. Britney Spears Is Hiring An Online Media Manager
2. “In the Future, Everyone Will Want to Be Britney Spears’ Social Media Manager.”

Shower Guy adapts Britney Spears' 'Circus' video for the bathroom. We can call him Shower Guy because he apparently stages all of his dance videos in the shower. Also, is that his mother doing the camerawork?

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TV BUZZ: Britney Spears' much-anticipated documentary debuted last night, kicking off her Comeback 2008 tour. Most people (including myself) seemed to like the special, thanks mostly to the Madonna visit and that awesome quote about “moving through life like a karate kid.” If you haven't heard that one yet, you will: Britney Redux has only just begun.

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1. Britney Spears “For The Record”
2. “Pretty much all of it was sad.”
3. “For The Record Sucks Us In”
4. “Britney reveals very little”
5. Perez readers give it a general thumbs up
6. 5 unanswered questions prompted by “For The Record”
7. Britney Spears makes the world’s prettiest informerical
8. “There was nothing “no holds barred” about that “documentary.”“
9. “This wasn’t so much a “documentary” as it was an extended commercial spot for britney’s new image,”
10. “Britney had ulterior motives”
11. Britney Fan Reactions
12. Britney’s Jail - Featured on BuzzFeed
13. Sneak Peak at Britney’s New Documentary - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The latest preview of Britney Spears' “For The Record” documentary quotes the star comparing her life to a prison sentence. She also references Groundhog Day and starts crying. Basically, it's very sad and we're all terrible people. But the people at The Mickey Mouse Club are the worst.

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1. “Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. but in this situation, it’s never ending.”
2. Sneak Peak at Britney’s New Documentary - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. Documentary premieres on Nov. 30
4. Britney Spears Circus Album Leaked - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Britney can't catch a break. While visiting her hometown in Louisiana, Britney's two-year-old son Jayden suffered a suspected seizure. Doctors are still trying to figure out what could have caused it. Britney is on the verge of a world wide publicity tour for her album, Circus . As of right now, the extent to which this will impact the record's release is unknown.

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1. Report: Britney Spears’ Son Rushed to Hospital Following ‘Seizure’
2. Womanizer Video
3. “If U Seek Amy” From Circus

MUSIC BUZZ: The tracklisting to Britney Spears Circus CD has been released with a few surprises. For one, there is a song called “If U Seek Amy.” It's rumored this could be about Amy Winehouse. But try saying it three times fast…now it sounds much different. Update: Amy is being released as a single. Mom's across the country are pissed.

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1. Listen To The Full Song Here
2. Britney Spears’ Suggestive Single ‘If U Seek Amy’ Edited By Radio Stations
3. Britney Spears’ Racy “If U Seek Amy” Hits the Radio, Angers Parents

Link: http://www.britneyspears.com/2008/10/...

Want your body to look like Britney’s? Put down the Red Bull and vodka and watch this “workout video” that’s been posted on her official website. I’m all of a sudden jonesing for a little step aerobics in short shorts. PS - That’s the shortest workout ever.

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1. Working Out With Britney

TECH BUZZ: Britney Spears (or rather, someone named Lauren who works for her) has set up a Twitter account. Is this the end of Twitter, or the beginning of its mainstream popularity?

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1. Follow “the real britney” Here
2. This Is Solid Gold For Twitter

The official video for “Womanizer” has hit YouTube. Good times! I love it when Britney has a comeback.

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1. Sneak Peek At Britney’s New Documentary - Featured Video on BuzzFeed
2. Britney Spears “Womanizer” Released - Featured on BuzzFeed

Here’s a sneak peak at the new MTV documentary, “For The Record,” that gives a behind-the-scenes look into Spear’s whacked-out life. Cameras followed Brit for three months to get footage, which wasn’t even enough time for Britney to answer her self-imposed question, “What the hell was I thinking?”

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1. Britney Speaks: “What The Hell Was I Thinking?” (VIDEO)
2. Back From The Brink, Britney Wonders ‘What The Hell Was I Thinking?’
3. Britney For The Record - A Documentary By MTV
4. ‘Britney: For the Record’: Will you watch?
5. Britney Films MTV Documentary to Set the Record Straight