Music Buzz Living legend Britney Spears is back with her new music video “3.” It's hot! Like 2002 Britney hot. I dig. Flawless. Perfect.
A Peruvian 9-year-old copies Britney's “Toxic” video shot-by-shot. You'll get creepy pedo feelings while watching this. This is like if Roman Polanski directed an episode of MTV's “Becoming.”
Britney Spears has a new song out! It is ostensibly about group sex. It's part of her new singles collection, but I'll let Matt weigh in on what he thinks.
Well here's something I never thought I'd see: Britney Spears singing Alanis Morissette's “You Oughta Know.”
The thing is, I don't think anyone would look good in this. But especially not Britney.
Kevin Federline has been living the good life since his divorce from Britney Spears, as made evident by his gut and second chin.
Just in time for Brit's upcoming visit to Moscow, one classy Russian teen got the pop tart's visage tattooed riiiight above her boobies. Eighteen-year-old Irina Savina claims Britney provided “the soundtrack for [her] life,” which is fine, but, like, I grew up listening to James Taylor and you don't see “Sweet Baby James” tattooed on my ass (although you will see Gloria Estefan winking because that's “how I roll”).
Movie Buzz A crazy movie site with very little credibility reports that Britney Spears has been offered a role in The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton. Basic plot: Britney's character “creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.” SPOILER ALERT: They are killed by Nazis before they can travel back to the future and get married. This is so not real, but it obviously should be.
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I'm kind of in love with this website which demands justice for the wrongdoings of pop star Britney Spears during one of her concerts. They claim the singer ruined the show by walking off stage and demand to be reimbursed; I am just overjoyed by the gavel graphic.
http://www.scandalist.com/2009-04-13/britney-gives-a-shou...
Britney's latest nonsensical remark is going viral on scandalist.com. In this picture she is thinking, Where am I? Is it Christmas yet?
It's true! On his Sunday radio show, he wished Miley would get a gum transplant, make a sex tape with her dad, do heroin like Britney, smoke crack like Lindsay Lohan and finally, “catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat.” Woah. Miley start using grocery bags on your bike seats! We can't say for sure that Jamie hasn't sabotaged your ass.
http://www.popeater.com/music/article/top-britney-womaniz...
Imitation is the highest form of flattery, and bands like Franz Ferdinand are joining The All American Rejects and Lily Allen in the race for the best Britney Spears' 'Womanizer' cover. We're loving these new takes on her single, so we thought we'd compile a list of the best covers, remixes and mash-ups.
The title of Britney Spears's new single carries a *sEcReT mEsSaGe* if you sound it out phonetically. Get it? It's basically the theme behind every song she's ever sung.
http://www.nplusonemag.com/one-more-time-britney-symposium
As you will doubtless be aware, this week marks the 10-year anniversary of Britney Spears' “… Baby, One More Time” single. To mark the occasion, n+1 magazine has invited five writers to speculate about how Britney has changed/destroyed our world, and whether this change is irrevocable. How will you be celebrating this momentous anniversary?
http://www.nplusonemag.com/glitter-fades
This is a mix tape for Britney, but it's really a mix tape for all of us. Because Britney's sanity, much like Oprah's weight, is an indicator of America's well-being. Let's all just listen and heal.
TechCrunch has uncovered a listing looking for Britney Spears' 2.0 Media Manager. The Pop Princess already has a Twitter, but it seems as though this is only the beginning of her (actually, this new manager's) online presence. Chris Crocker, this is the job for you.
Shower Guy adapts Britney Spears' 'Circus' video for the bathroom. We can call him Shower Guy because he apparently stages all of his dance videos in the shower. Also, is that his mother doing the camerawork?
TV Buzz Britney Spears' much-anticipated documentary debuted last night, kicking off her Comeback 2008 tour. Most people (including myself) seemed to like the special, thanks mostly to the Madonna visit and that awesome quote about “moving through life like a karate kid.” If you haven't heard that one yet, you will: Britney Redux has only just begun.
Celebrity Buzz The latest preview of Britney Spears' “For The Record” documentary quotes the star comparing her life to a prison sentence. She also references Groundhog Day and starts crying. Basically, it's very sad and we're all terrible people. But the people at The Mickey Mouse Club are the worst.
Celebrity Buzz Britney can't catch a break. While visiting her hometown in Louisiana, Britney's two-year-old son Jayden suffered a suspected seizure. Doctors are still trying to figure out what could have caused it. Britney is on the verge of a world wide publicity tour for her album, Circus. As of right now, the extent to which this will impact the record's release is unknown.
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