For anyone who understands the pain of a swan spitting in their salsa. From Benjamin Lee’s new book, Middle Class Problems.
Physically being swallowed up by the ground isn’t an option for any of them, sadly.
Grey weather, social awkwardness and heartbreaking cups of tea. Coming to a cinema near you.
The amount of drinking, mainly.
Warning: contains C-bombs and pedantry.
Thank you for not spoiling Bake Off for me.
We invented English, yet no one understands the language like us.
WE WERE ON A (tea) BREAK!
It’s been a great summer so far. But we can’t wait for it to end.
London calling to the underworld… Is the rent cheaper there?
Life’s hard north of the wall.
There’s nowhere else like London. Thankfully.
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
Important issues brought to light by the Twitter hashtag #britishproblemsnight.
London calling to the faraway towns — it’s really expensive and crowded here.
No, no, it’s fine, honestly.
A look at the very minor things that make the British happy. Via /r/BritishSuccess
Extreme social awkwardness is our national pastime. Via @SoVeryBritish.
We won’t mention it, but we’ll be really rather put out.
Never have Jaffa Cakes made so much sense.
Even the perpetual grey of Britain seems more tolerable when combined with Japanese poetry. Contains some NSFW language.
The United Kingdom can be a harsh and confusing place. Nothing that a few pie charts can’t take care of!
Take a quick trip inside the terrifying world of the British psyche. Highlights from the politest and most apologetic subreddit of all time, /r/britishproblems.
If all of these things apply to you, you may have been British too long. No need to panic. (Many of these are from British Problems, which is a helpful support group if you need it.)
Warning: This post contains the sexiest GIF of tea being poured you’re ever likely to see.
With so many things to hate, it’s a wonder we get anything done.
God bless the wonderful dialects of Britain. Click beneath each word to reveal its meaning.
Babies, you know? YOU KNOW?!