21 Brilliant British People Problems

Take a quick trip inside the terrifying world of the British psyche. Highlights from the politest and most apologetic subreddit of all time, /r/britishproblems.

Jack Shepherd 5 months ago 754 responses

What Do You Learn In A $50 Online Class About Football?

Offense, defense, and networking.

Joe DeLessio 3 months ago 8 responses

Does This Girl Have Britain’s Most Beautiful Face?

According to Britain (and science?), this 18-year-old girl named Florence Colgate has the UK’s most beautiful face. She won a “Britain’s Most Naturally Beautiful Face” contest last month, so that pretty much settles it. What do you think?

cl0zed a year ago 68 responses

British Sailors Lip Sync Christmas Music Video

After almost a year’s deployment, the sailors on the HMS Ocean created this wonderful video for friends and family to the tune of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey.

BurnRed a year ago 46 responses

The Most British Headline Ever

“Punters in the pub opposite find it highly amusing watching the greedy blighter make off with my crisps. So I took them off the bottom two shelves which I thought would fox him.” I love all of this. (via reddit.com) View List ›

Josh Fjelstad a year ago 146 responses

Probably British

Yes, probably. You can tell because of how fucked up and weird the British always are. View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 139 responses

British Free Speech Rap

Here’s a brilliant response to the debate currently raging in the UK over privacy concerns versus freedom of expression. (Via) Watch Video ›

Cates Holderness 2 years ago 7 responses

Royal Hangover

William and his friends struggle to remember their wild stag party. View Media ›

landlinetv 2 years ago 30 responses

Epic British Hockey Fight

Who even knew they had hockey in the UK? Anyway, this video has British accents and fighting. What else do you need? Watch Video ›

Bradley Silber 2 years ago 37 responses

Prince Charles and the Cat Organ

Brian Blessed is in this video! - you’ll hear his booming laughter before you see him. “Hawkmen! Dive!. Oh yeah; also in this video some of the Royal Family and a cat organ. Watch Video ›

Andrew G. 2 years ago 19 responses

Hate Marmite? Join The Club

No Seriously! There’s a club! Let’s face it, Marmite is terrible. He will eat your favorite pony and sleep with your wife. Join the revolution to stop this Crazy Spread. Watch Video ›

nickrrrad 3 years ago 30 responses

Brett Domino’s Hip-Hop Medley

Brett Domino, keytar legend, is back - now with stylophone beatbox This is the best thing you’ll hear all day. Make sure to look up his youtube channel for more genius videos. Watch Video ›

Bwgan 3 years ago 71 responses

NWA - “Help” the Police

What day is it today? Tuesday?? Wrong, it’s NWA Day. A father plays his son F*ck the Police and edits it on the spot — from the BBC3 show Rush Hour. Watch Video ›

Julio Franco 4 years ago 30 responses

Open-mindedness

A video that explains (with a delightful British accent) why being skeptical of an assertion is not the same thing as being closed-minded and exposes the logical fallacies that believers in Gods and ghosts typically fall victim to. Watch Video ›

Arikia Millikan 4 years ago 29 responses

Brandy Goes To The Vet

Listen, most people are going to say that this cat is psycho, but I really place the blame for this video on the vet. Has he ever met a cat before? These poor old people are being hoodwinked by the Catch Me If You Can guy parading around like a real doctor. Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 4 years ago 9 responses

The Devalued Prime Minister of a Devalued Government

An epic rant about the impact of the global economic crisis on the UK. British people sound so classy when they’re mean. Watch Video ›

TweetMeme 4 years ago 9 responses

Ricky Gervais & Thandie Newton Practice Palin Porn

Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton re-enact scenes from the Nailin Paylin porno. When can I get a hold of this little gem? Watch Video ›

Matt Stopera 4 years ago respond

Crackdown on Illegal Downloads

You will be caught, and the British government will take away your internet. Under a new British law, if you or your children are caught pirating online files, you will be blacklisted and your internet access severely curbed. The policy is enacted as the music industry begins to suffer greater and greater losses due to illegal downloading. Just pay for your music you thieving bastards! Read More ›

John Redmond 4 years ago respond