Cider and sea and cities, who wants that?
It’s April, which means you’re in a slight panic because you have no titting clue what festival to go to this year. Let this be your guide.
She wrote the last “How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed” guide you’ll ever need to read.
Truly, Britain is about throwing bog roll at politicians.
Were you necking Lambrini when you should have been studying?
Dress warm enough for the outside, end up being way too hot on the tube.
“Am I ‘Charlie Red’ or ‘So…. Kiss Me!’ today?”
“Why is there a guy called Prince Liam?” Note: This post contains spoilers about the first episode.
The health worker is the third British citizen to test positive for the infectious disease.
The problem terrorising modern Britain.
“Ready to assume the position?”
Sun, sand, shots. WARNING: Some NSFW debauchery ahead.
Pretending to consider a single, then getting the double you really wanted.
For anyone whose life is one big awkward silence.
“Let’s talk about our feelings.”
Recently a snarky map of the rest of the UK according to north Londoners went viral. I wanted to turn the tables, so I asked my northern friends to label the tube map. Here are the sweary results.
The #BossWitch returns to show us what really happened over those seven years.
It’s all about the Strongbow and Apple Sourz.
We’re so very sorry. Or we would be if it wasn’t so funny.
All of which could be solved if they just gave you a black card.
Are you just a middle-class imposter?
Did I say boyfriend? I mean boy friend. As in a boy who is a friend. I SWEAR.
Except sarcastically, obviously.
Because, really, why is there no wanker emoji yet?