“I read Harry Potter, I watch James Bond, I follow Kate Middleton, and I’ve barely scratched the surface.”
London inspires many emotions, not all of them good.
“We thought maybe he would fight like James Bond or have a fancy British gun.”
Yay, important life-altering things are about to happen!
While almost every item has changed, a few have remained the same across centuries.
There are other counties besides Cornwall, Yorkshire, and Essex, but no one can remember what they are.
Some dashing men walked around London wearing tiny suit shorts to promote Channel 4’s new Shorts Original series. Just lovely.
We will fart in your general direction. H/t The New York Daily News.
Ever experience the frustration of not being able to find something to watch on Netflix? This might be why.
Sitting on the benches is basically like sitting on a throne. From the brilliant Primary School Problems.
An entirely accurate discussion.
Here is what we know about the British passengers on flight MH17 so far.
Thomas was a WHO employee and former BBC journalist.
Men and women who put the “Great” in “Great Britain”.
It’s almost enough to make you feel patriotic. Almost.
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
Land of hope and glory. And excellent puns.
*Wipes away patriotic tear.*
You have no idea, city dwellers.
It’s fair to say they’re not happy. (NSFW language)
These are the things that really matter.
Basically the same country, really.
According to this AskReddit thread.
There aren’t many more important jobs in the country.
As someone who has never seen a full football match on television, I was asked to guess what some of the most common football terms mean. Here goes nothing.
Because it’s not socially acceptable to just run away.
Thanks to the subreddit British Problems for these.