During his opening monologue as host of the Independent Spirit Awards last night, Seth Rogen managed to put Brett Ratner, Chris Brown, and the Grammy Awards in their place in a single joke. He also really liked “Drive” because it made Jews look so scary that he thought Mel Gibson directed it. …Can Seth Rogen also host the Oscars tonight?
Ricky Gervais? Tina Fey? Louis C.K.? Nah, dude…think SUPER risky.
Sadly, no Klumps will be farting at the Oscars. Black Nerd Comedy imagines Eddie Murphy (and Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy) in the Academy Awards night that will never happen.
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From insults on Howard Stern to Olivia Munn to that gay slur, the former Oscar producer and “Tower Heist” director is determined to drag himself through the mud. It’s been a long time since someone has so thoroughly and repeatedly inserted their foot into their mouth.
And as a result of being awesome, he’s no longer producing the Oscars. Here’s Brett Ratner, visionary director behind the wildly successful and totally living up to expectations Tower Heist, on his painstaking film-making process. To be fair, he’s since apologized for this comment. But I don’t really feel like being fair. This guy is the worst. At everything.
The 2012 Academy Awards producer Brett Ratner is gunning for Eddie Murphy as the frontrunner to host next year’s ceremony. This probably has to do with the fact that Ratner is attached to an upcoming project of Eddie’s more so than Axel Foley having a knack for hosting award shows … because he doesn’t. That purple leather suit from “Raw” would be cool to see again though. (via.)
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Because he’ll never be really gone if the Internet keeps finding amazing clips like this — where America’s Sweethearts Brett Ratner and Michael Jackson car dance to R. Kelly’s Ignition (Remix). This is via Molly Lambert, whose one-liner is better than I could have ever imagined: “Has one sentence ever contained more alleged molesters?”
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