Treat your twins right.
Treat your twins right.
Pull one of these out at a party! Or a funeral. Whatever.
Inventions have never been so titillating.
These girls have gone wild.
All the boob facts we could squeeze out. Seriously, more breast facts than you can handle.
Hey, you gotta do you. Even when that means getting a face tattoo.
Plus what it’s like to break up with your football team, 8 people who were arrested while they were dressed as superheroes, and 18 celeb hairstyles you’ve totally forgotten about.
Is it a pair of bOObs? (via usatoday.com)
Well, all advertising is, but the Russians take it up a notch with extra boobs and extra bouncing.
The ultimate “nom or vom.”
She’s just the latest in a long line of cover models to have dipped their toes in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Hart was seen talking on his cell phone between scenes …wearing a “Mr. Milky” boob unitard. It’s quite a look. [NSFW-ish]
Egyptian Prime Minister Hisham Qandil has a novel and squirm-inducing diagnosis for an epidemic in rural Egypt. The following are quotes from an IB Times article detailing the rather awkward announcement.
I’ve seen them all. These are the dumbest.
Two in the front, and two in the back. There’s a (sort of) logical reason for this.
The flick is called “On The Road” which is based off the book by Jack Kerouac of the same name. [NSFW]
It tries to be funny by making fun of fat, old ladies, and of course celebrating bOObs. Directed by Jody Hill (creator of “Eastbound and Down” and director/writer of “Observe & Report”).
Hey, fashion designers? Our boobs aren’t going to work in these dresses.
Do not mess with Jon Stewart. That is all. (via thedailyshow.com)
That’s so Femen. Ukrainian feminist organization Femen stage yet another semi-nude stunt that somehow, kinda, doesn’t really have anything to do with protesting prostitution. This time it’s not one, but two tries at stealing the Euro 2012 “football” trophy.
Luxurious undergarments and Japan’s predilection for useless inventions, together at last. The Triumph Lingerie company is fond of unveiling novelty bras in Japan on a yearly basis, most of which never get past the prototype phase. Here are but a few.
Mexican GQ is so much better than any other kind of GQ. Yes. Yes that is a see through top. Yes. Yes I do deserve your thanks.
GOT BREAST MILK?
National Cleavage Day is trending on Twitter, and dudes are taking part. Maybe they should have called it National Heavage Day.
Which is the best? All of them. Jennifer Lawrence has had a busy March, promoting the bejesus out of “The Hunger Games” on a globetrotting tour of press events and premieres. Here’s a sampling of what she’s worn throughout the month.
Here’s an online database of every nipple at the Met. You should definitely follow this Tumblr and stay abreast of all the new nipples being added to their ever-expanding collection. (via thisisnthappiness.com)
And did I mention she’s a pinup girl? Cousin to Pippa and the Duchess Of Cambridge, Ms. Darling is bringing her hurly burly striptease stateside. If you’re in New York next week, you’re lucky.
The sporting goods chain GoFree has cornered the Ukranian market on safety helmets.