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Culture Buzz Maybe I'm not watching enough “Sesame Street” these days, but is a lack of nursing moms with their tits out really something that's missing from the children's TV series? Thousands of parents seem to think so.
Culture Buzz Did you know that the average erect nipple stands as tall as a stack of five quarters. I just measured my own at only about 2 quarters. Oh! This is about female breasts! Good to know. (via dogandponyshowwebsite.com)
Culture Buzz Eww. Breastfeeding is natural, but squirting it at cops isn't. An Ohio woman has been sentenced to two years' probation for spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk.
Fuel for the ongoing debate about breastfeeding in public. (via bluemilk.wordpress.com)
Culture Buzz Inspired by the woman who breastfeeds her dog story that was big on the internet last week, here's every picture I could find of women breastfeeding animals.
Because that hungry kid of yours will totally block your chakra.
Food Buzz A restaurant owner in Switzerland has announced he will be serving “various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother’s milk”. The dude’s apparently been “experimenting” with breast milk since his daughter was born, trying it out in all sorts of devilish dinner plates and appetizers. Lets not have Morimoto get any big ideas, or this will be the special ingredient on Iron Chef, leaving us all to stick to the salad, please, on our nights out.
Culture Buzz A simple, two-minute test that detects alcohol in breast milk so new moms can monitor the safety of their alcohol levels. Drunk babies are so annoying, with all their puking and slurred speech and whatnot. Now you can take the booze out of the baby, but you don’t have to take the booze out of the mom.
After receiving some breaking “information,” very funny twitter-man…
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