Get ready to face the hard truth.
They’ll love you more than an ex ever could.
We had a good run, but you gotta go.
Love is a gamble.
Listen up: Cristiano can now be yours.
No one ever believes you’re mad.
Update: “Daryl,” the guy whose picture was shown in the video, has said on Reddit that the whole situation was invented by Mac Lethal. The rapper responded to BuzzFeed News that he apologizes for not verifying the picture’s authenticity.
Additional scoop: Love is dead.
Let the binge-healing begin.
Unless you’d rather be drinking toilet wine…
Have you been dumped via text message? “WTF?!”
Kick ‘em to the carb!
RIP Crystal Castles. RIP our youth.
Tis better to have loved and lost…. BLA BLA BLA, etc
The real science behind why heartbreak hurts.
You had a good run. But it’s probably best to drop it.
Close the door when you take a dump.
True love doesn’t exist.
Love is crazy, y’all.
It’s real, folks.
Sure, I’m moving on. Moving on a path to SELF-DESTRUCTION. Pass the whisky.
Because no-one describes dating better than a high-functioning sociopath. Contains spoilers from UK airing schedule.
One or two is OK. Ten is unacceptable.
Divorce rumors were quickly shut down by DeGeneres this week, not that we were worried.
It’s okay to have some feelings…. and a bucket of KFC. This is a safe place.
The cure for anything and everything is a good book… or 10. The authors of the new book The Novel Cure: From Abandonment to Zestlessness: 751 Books to Cure What Ails You have you covered…