“Pasta Dude,” the anthropomorphic rapping noodle, is at the center of a series of ads for Domino's pulled from air because it kind of looks like he's buttf'ing. Is he saying “Pasta Dude” or “prostitute?” Eh, who cares? He's the cutest little rhyme-spittin' peen/penne we've ever seen!
Dominos has finally come up with a solution to the world's widespread carbohydrate deficiency problem: Bread Bowl Pasta. Basically it's like the soup bread bowl, but 100% more likely to give you a stroke.