Brad Pitt tells Ann Curry that he wants to run for mayor of New Orleans “on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.” If this dream does indeed come true in 2012, I'd have another reason to visit my parents in New Orleans (besides, obviously, the drive-thru daquiris and muffulettas).
Bluetooths (is that the plural?) officially look good on no one. This issue also involves Brad advising Ashton Kutcher to “take pictures of other people's wives' butts” so it's the Hot Guy Apocalypse, basically.
Images of celebrities riding bicycles with the bicycles photoshopped out. You might enjoy these if you like seeing celebrities you hate (Miley Cyrus, Brad Pitt) hovering dumbfoundedly in midair.
Movie Buzz The first look at Quentin Tarantino's Nazi-basher movie. Why does Brad Pitt have a Southern accent?
Movie Buzz Among the mostly glowing reviews for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button are some complaints about the missing “old-baby man.” ATTENTION: SPOILERS HEREWITH. Several bloggers (and more than one member of the BuzzFeed team) have pointed out that, according to the aging patterns demonstrated in the film, Brad Pitt should end the movie as a giant baby, since he begins the film as a tiny old man. Personally, I think that the emotional impact of Cate Blanchett cradling her infant lover would be lessened if the infant were 6 feet tall, but who am I to argue with science?
Movie Buzz After a little popcorn fight, a South Philly man shot a father in the arm for his family's constant chattering during a screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Satisfied that he could finally fitness Brad Pitt get his Oscar in peace, the shooter sat back down and continued watching until the police came and dragged him away. Very classy.
A guy crafted a trailer frame-by-frame using digitally altered footage of Vin Diesel, Hugh Jackman, and Brad Pitt. I feel tired just by watching this (or maybe I'm tired anyway) and imagining the painstaking work that went into this. It took this person a year!
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“Trade up? From Jennifer Aniston? She's untradeup-able. She's like a cotton candy Cadillac driven by Abe Lincoln with a beard made of diamonds.” I bet Angelina Jolie did not approve this video.
Some obsessed Brad Pitt fan was on Oprah yesterday asking Brad about his tattoo's. This lady knows more about his body than him. Why does she even ask? It makes Brad feel uncomfortable, which makes me feel uncomfortable. Let it go.
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A crazy fan harassed Brad Pitt about his tattoos during today's Oprah. The most awkward part of this is that Oprah actually allows the woman to continue talking about the tattoos once Brad goes silent. Self-help my ass; Oprah is an enabler.
George Clooney and Brad Pitt are embracing the bromance in a whole slew of pictures from the premiere of ‘Burn After Reading’.
Movie Buzz Shooting for Quentin Tarantino’s next movie hasn’t even begun, but it’s already being hailed as a “masterpiece”. Those who’ve gotten a hold of the script are describing it in the most glowing terms. Brad Pitt has reportedly been offered the lead role of Lt. Aldo, who hunts for Nazi scalps.
From the vault: An Australian ad for Pringles from the ’90s featuring a pre-fame Pitt. This leaves me wondering: Is Brad Pitt the fever, or the fever reliever?
Celebrity Buzz Done with adoption for the moment, Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant with twins. This is the kind of hope-giving celebrity rumor we need to shake off a couple of very gloomy weeks.