Celebrity Buzz This is gross. A gross miscarriage of free speech, that is! Gotcha. No, really…the Advertising Standards Authority in Great Britain deemed this rather bland Marc Jacobs ad inappropriate. Because Fanning is 17. And the bottle is between her legs. You need to unstiffen your upper lips a bit, UK.
So cute. But why is the girl feeding the kitty in a bikini? Never mind. Don't question it.
Celebrity Buzz As went Howard Hughes with immense wealth and fame, Katy Perry is slowly going mad. Hopefully, continuing with the Howard Hughes allusion, that's only yellow Powerade in the bottle. More at Celebuzz.
Culture Buzz Another in our Pulitzer-winning series, Hilariously Understated Police Report Theater. Meet Gloria Perez. Gloria and her friend were arrested in Florida for possession of a controlled substance without a prescription (among many other charges). Police found a Walgreens' worth of pain killers on the duo after they were pulled over by Deputy John Poole. Now take it away, police report!
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Pepsi commercial posing as murder mystery.
TheFunTheory.com (who brought us piano stairs) have a new way to trick us into making the world a better place.