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To the surprise of absolutely no one. Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises.
Music Buzz There's nothing like boozy music. Here are five distinctive tunes about the Alcoholic Lifestyle.
Culture Buzz Refinery29 has determined what's sure to be 2012's hottest trend: getting tipsy from soup. New York City's Bryant Park Hotel is now offering three different varieties on their menu that promise to get you buzzed faster than you can say “Mmm-mmm good.” (via refinery29.com)
Culture Buzz Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport! Because, let's face it, you were going to get drunk anyway.
Culture Buzz Considering the fact that ciggies and booze are two of the most deadly and addictives substances in the world, this could be a pretty good thing. (via rawstory.com)
Epic burps and dudebro's very familiar review of the very expensive swill make this video totally worth your time. (Via Mediaite)
Culture Buzz Ever wonder who they make those little bottles of liquor for? Why Turtles, of course.
Food Buzz Take a look at this dizzyingly awesome graphic to see which brewery overlord has corporate control over your favorite oat soda. (via motherjones.com)
Celebrity Buzz Irony, apparently, is lethal. Amy Winehouse's family are telling reporters that the recently deceased singer may have died as a result of going cold turkey and not drinking for three weeks. They say that doctors have told them the abrupt alcohol withdrawal was a fatal shock to her perpetually plastered system. (via foxnews.com)
Bobby Flay, America's greatest high-school dropout turned celebrity chef, filled in for Hoda on Today and he brought booze. Shocking, I know.
Upon further examination of the Stanley Cup champs' bar tab, it seems the boys had one hell of a party.
Food Buzz Books you were supposed to read in high school, now with more booze and less, like, learning stuff. If you have your own, submit them over at my Tumblr ask page.
Politics Buzz There he is, Leader of the Free World, partaking in our favorite Memorial Day weekend ritual. Feels good when it first hits the lips, eh Barack? BlackBook was so inspired by Obama's recent Guinness-fest in Ireland that we put together a little collection of all those times the Prez sucked some back some brew in front of a camera. Bottoms up!
TV Buzz The perfect way to enjoy a good severe thunderstorm. A drinking game for the meteorological phrases commonly uttered by meteorologists, such as Memphis's Dave Brown, during severe storm weather interruptions. To play along you can stream Dave Brown here.
Culture Buzz No, they're not actually drunk. What do you think this is, Applebee's? Ha, ha! I tease the Applebee's out of love for their tendency to serve alcohol to toddlers. Also, Olive Garden. No, these kids just have parents who (rightfully) think it's funny to pose them with booze.
In honor of the new, soberer Arthur remake, we bring you a fresh collection of folks on YouTube falling down in all their glorious inebriation.
Culture Buzz When confronted with apocalyptic disasters, humanity does what it does best….gets plowed. When the Biblical deluge comes, women and children and booze first.
An analytic chemist broke down the hundreds of flavor compounds in a Bloody Mary, presented here in convenient chart form. Although they occasionally use clinical, scientific jargon that might go over your head, such as “sinus-clearing.”
Tech Buzz Engineering artist Batsly Adams modded a Nintendo Entertainment System into an 8-bit breathalyzer. Just blow in the cartridge.
Celebrity Buzz Because there aren't enough Charlie Sheen memes, say hello to Clean Sheen. Successful Black Man - Racist Assumptions + Tiger Blood x Bi-Winning = Clean Sheen.
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Because reading a novel while cross-eyed drunk is fun.
An actual, sincere concept for a resort town with street names such as “Gin Lane” and “Bourbon Boulevard.” It exists, but now they call it “Wherever Taylor Momsen Happens to Be Town.”
Culture Buzz Comics from the Calvin and Hobbes creator's early days as a college newspaper cartoonist. Coming from the man who's responsible for one of the most beloved cartoon duos in funny paper history, they're uncharacteristically stuffed with booze and nudity. Plenty more here.
TV Buzz Since Kathie Lee and Hoda clearly needed more booze. (They didn't.) Note to the menfolk: really digging that sweater under the jacket look. I'd urge you all to investigate.
If your choice of beer isn't strong (or creepy) enough, you can try out BrewDog's latest product: RoadKill Beer. It's 55% alcohol and comes literally inside of taxidermied rodents. Now you can feel like vomiting before your drinking binge! (via Eater)
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Find the drinks with the highest alcohol content and the fewest calories! Or vice versa, depending on your life goals.
Culture Buzz Today is the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition. A shining example of democracy at its finest, the 21st Amendment brought renewed hope to a nation shaken by a devastating financial crisis. Celebrate this important occasion the historically accurate way: by drinking! Try an old-timey gin rickey or Manhattan for extra authenticity.