Just dickin’ around.
Just dickin’ around.
Alternatively, sweater porn.
Who needs a lover when you have lava?
The HARDEST quiz you will ever take.
BOING!!! Go away.
Yes, you read that correctly.
In other news: Some of us never left 5th grade.
All these “modern technologies” and “progressive social norms” are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.
His theory is a bit NSFW, but definitely plausible!
The swimming may be over, but the (b)romance lives forever.
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she’s single penisedly propping up the internet today. View Image ›
From the excellent Studies in Crap by Alan Scherstuhl, a book called “Am I Normal?” that attempted to help the adolescents of the early ’80s navigate the hormonal waters of puberty. Here are some excerpts and photos as awkward as puberty itself. View List ›
Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn! View Media ›
“baseball…baseball…baseball” View Image ›
There is something really odd with this Christian kids’ show called “Quigley’s Village.” Naturally, there are puppets. Watch Video ›
Some amazing kids filmed a mockumentary (albeit with a real dog boner) about their golden retriever who is literally so horny that he humps the air. Watch Video ›
Remember those infomercials for Curves, the “natural” way for a woman to enhance her “stick of gum” figure? Watch Video ›
Some friendly competition between musician pals onstage at a concert in Kenya. View Image ›
Irreverent buttons boasting some of the best misspelled filth to ever hit your inbox. View Image ›
Who needs Ikea when you can set your Encyclopedia Britannica on a series of nude men? View Image ›
Two bros compete to become a gay phone sex operator (as moderated by Laura Silverman, sister of Sarah). Watch Video ›
A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock.
In Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan’s twigs and berries are on full display, which has led to a revolutionary idea for the film’s video game adaptation. Read More ›
An open letter from a dissatisfied user of Cialis - a boner pill - takes us through the unfortunate, uncomfortable consequences of a prolonged erection.
Archie’s a little heavy-handed with the double entendre, wouldn’t you say? View Image ›