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Image: Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she's single penisedly propping up the internet today.
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A Guide to Puberty from 1983
Culture Buzz From the excellent Studies in Crap by Alan Scherstuhl, a book called “Am I Normal?” that attempted to help the adolescents of the early '80s navigate the hormonal waters of puberty. Here are some excerpts and photos as awkward as puberty itself.
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Jesus' Ginormous Penis
Culture Buzz Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn! Churchgoers at St. Charles Borromeo Church in Warr Acres, OK, are up in arms over a painting of Jesus hanging over the church's altar because it kind of looks like the son of God has an enormous erection. The church's pastor claims it's just his “distended stomach”.
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Video: Danny is Hiding Something..
There is something really odd with this Christian kids' show called “Quigley's Village.” Naturally, there are puppets.
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Video: Horniest Dog In The World
Some amazing kids filmed a mockumentary (albeit with a real dog boner) about their golden retriever who is literally so horny that he humps the air. Kids films the darndest things, right, you guys? (DOG BONERS!)
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Video: Remember These Boobs? [NSFW]
Remember those infomercials for Curves, the “natural” way for a woman to enhance her “stick of gum” figure? Maybe the volleyball scene will jog your memoryboner.
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Image: Akon And Wyclef’s Boner-Off [NSFW]
Some friendly competition between musician pals onstage at a concert in Kenya. All HUHS??? aside, it looks like Wyclef's been working out. And that's a nice departure from the airport employee look.
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Image: SPAM Pins
Irreverent buttons boasting some of the best misspelled filth to ever hit your inbox. It's the Internet x Borat + a button machine. In other words, we're toetally rok hard fir this.
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Video: Erection On The X Factor
[Editor's Note: Simon Cowell and the X Factor audience get way more than they bargained for. This is the inspiring, uplifting story of one man and his boner. (Via PopDynamite)]
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Image: Naked Dude Shelves [NSFW]
Who needs Ikea when you can set your Encyclopedia Britannica on a series of nude men? And, really, who needs bookends when you've got built-in bonerz!?
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Video: Porn-y Eating [NSFW]
For her project Green Pink Caviar, artist Marilyn Minter filmed models “with long tongues” eating bakery products from beneath a pane of glass. In theory, seeing people eat should be SFW, but the mouth love these models give to lemon meringue pie left us, er, cross-legged.
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Video: Gay Phone Sex-Off [NSFW]
Two bros compete to become a gay phone sex operator (as moderated by Laura Silverman, sister of Sarah). “Making dudes jizz” never sounded so sexy.
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Link: Cockenspiel [NSFW]
http://www.rathergood.com/cockenspiel
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A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock. The nudist musician retreat is just months away, so why not brush up?
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Awkward Boners
Science Buzz It's true, boners are back! This blog celebrates our awkward boner moments. Because it happens to the best of us, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Watchmen: The Game [NSFW]
Movie Buzz In Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan's twigs and berries are on full display, which has led to a revolutionary idea for the film's video game adaptation.
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Link: The Downside Of A Constant Erection
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&...
An open letter from a dissatisfied user of Cialis - a boner pill - takes us through the unfortunate, uncomfortable consequences of a prolonged erection. Let's get real, ladies: one read-through of this and you'll be grateful your junk stays hidden.
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Image: Dirty Archie Comic
Archie’s a little heavy-handed with the double entendre, wouldn’t you say? We’re just glad they didn’t give Archie a boner. You can’t taint our entire childhood.
