BOING!!! Go away.
BOING!!! Go away.
Yes, you read that correctly.
In other news: Some of us never left 5th grade.
All these “modern technologies” and “progressive social norms” are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.
His theory is a bit NSFW, but definitely plausible!
The swimming may be over, but the (b)romance lives forever.
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she’s single penisedly propping up the internet today. View Image ›
From the excellent Studies in Crap by Alan Scherstuhl, a book called “Am I Normal?” that attempted to help the adolescents of the early ’80s navigate the hormonal waters of puberty. Here are some excerpts and photos as awkward as puberty itself. View List ›
Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn! Churchgoers at St. Charles Borromeo Church in Warr Acres, OK, are up in arms over a painting of Jesus hanging over the church’s altar because it kind of looks like the son of God has an enormous erection. The church’s pastor claims it’s just his “distended stomach”. View Media ›
“baseball…baseball…baseball” View Image ›
There is something really odd with this Christian kids’ show called “Quigley’s Village.” Naturally, there are puppets. Watch Video ›
Some amazing kids filmed a mockumentary (albeit with a real dog boner) about their golden retriever who is literally so horny that he humps the air. Kids films the darndest things, right, you guys? (DOG BONERS!) Watch Video ›
Remember those infomercials for Curves, the “natural” way for a woman to enhance her “stick of gum” figure? Maybe the volleyball scene will jog your memoryboner. Watch Video ›
Some friendly competition between musician pals onstage at a concert in Kenya. All HUHS??? aside, it looks like Wyclef’s been working out. And that’s a nice departure from the airport employee look. View Image ›
Irreverent buttons boasting some of the best misspelled filth to ever hit your inbox. It’s the Internet x Borat + a button machine. In other words, we’re toetally rok hard fir this. View Image ›
Who needs Ikea when you can set your Encyclopedia Britannica on a series of nude men? And, really, who needs bookends when you’ve got built-in bonerz!? View Image ›
For her project Green Pink Caviar, artist Marilyn Minter filmed models “with long tongues” eating bakery products from beneath a pane of glass. In theory, seeing people eat should be SFW, but the mouth love these models give to lemon meringue pie left us, er, cross-legged. Watch Video ›
Two bros compete to become a gay phone sex operator (as moderated by Laura Silverman, sister of Sarah). “Making dudes jizz” never sounded so sexy. Watch Video ›
A Flash game in which one plays the glock with the cock. The nudist musician retreat is just months away, so why not brush up?
In Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan’s twigs and berries are on full display, which has led to a revolutionary idea for the film’s video game adaptation. Read More ›
An open letter from a dissatisfied user of Cialis - a boner pill - takes us through the unfortunate, uncomfortable consequences of a prolonged erection. Let’s get real, ladies: one read-through of this and you’ll be grateful your junk stays hidden.
Archie’s a little heavy-handed with the double entendre, wouldn’t you say? We’re just glad they didn’t give Archie a boner. You can’t taint our entire childhood. View Image ›