Board games, card games, dice games. You name it, I don’t like it.
Let’s just play Scrabble instead, okay?
People have started sending him money and messages of support.
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Reading these won’t be a trivial pursuit.
Would you Risk everything to find a Clue for your Trivial Pursuit of the Sorry existence we call Life? Or were you more of Mouse Trap person?
Each is full of bitter recriminations and regret.
Have you ever revisited a favorite childhood game and attempted to turn it into a night of unbridled hedonism? Chances are things didn’t turn out quite the way you expected.
WARNING: May ruin friendships forever.
Sure, you remember Mall Madness, the essential slumber party board game, but what about Ask Zandar?
All approved by the Associated Board of British Scrabble Players.
Because you still have the Perfection jingle stuck in your head.
Do you know that you can play Monopoly: Horse Lovers Edition? Yes, I know. It has blown my mind.
2014 looks to be an AMAZING year for board games!
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“No thanks.” —Your friends, when asked if they want to play Monopoly with you.
Before you get stuck playing Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit with your family over the holidays make sure you check out one of these games!
Only now can you see how these amusements were actually slightly corrupt.
Board games are designed to destroy friendships and ruin lives. However, if done correctly, your board game night can be super fun!
This is what happens when musical acts like Aqua try to make board games.
“Come over and play board games!” they said. “It’ll be fun!”
One still very popular board game has been around since before the Civil War.
After all, it’s THE GAME OF WORLD CONQUEST.
1500 years old and still going strong.
For when you’re snowed in with your parents and forced to play a game about the miserable circumstances that brought you there.
Remember these games…and how fucked up they were? ’90s girls: This is why you are the way you are.
Snazzy. Oh, designers and their games.