Music Buzz Is it too soon to bestow upon Katy Perry's chart-topping smash the desirable title of "song of the summer?" Sorry, Rihanna, three years in a row was an extraordinary feat, but it looks like 2008 introduced a new radio sweetheart to dominate beachside retreats. Although the song itself is the equivalent of an obnoxious drunk girl starved for attention, it's hard to deny its catchy rock swagger. (Although if Katy reminds you of Alanis or Avril in their prime, it's probably because she records with Glen Ballard and The Matrix, the producers behind those artists' respective smashes.)
TV Buzz The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn't accept Tila's "key," a.k.a. "the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera]." Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that "the world will still die." First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, "President Tequila" might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.
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