Oprah might not be as big a Brees fan as she appears to be. She's apparently never seen his face before. [Jack's Note: Let's pray she never has Mikhail Gorbachev on the show. Also, is that an absurdly outdated joke at this point? I'm so fucking old.]
What do to with with an extra hairy birthmark? Duh. Put a troll around it, creating the most awesome interactive tattoo to date. I always wanted my own troll doll!