What if they aren’t actually illusions? Then what?
What if men took birth control pills?
Television cameras caught Cleveland Browns QB Johnny Manziel apparently flipping off the Washington Redskins bench during Monday night’s game.
Or can Manchester United’s Ashley Young somehow reverse-spit?
Wish he’d give me some tips.
You ain’t as fly as my Ostrich.
No better way than relaxin’ in the great outdoors.
Bow before your avian overlords!
Then the bird got the hell out of there.
Are you more of a wise ol’ owl or a rockin’ robin?
But what he really wants to do is direct.
Yes, you’re about to be seriously envious of a bunch of birdhouses.
You thought turkey was just that thing served at dinner.
She’s outdone herself this time.
The doppelgängers are EVERYWHERE.
We all love our pets… but these people might love them just a little too much. With a big assist from Awkward Family Photos.
Crows are third on the list of worst birds (right behind vulture, then raven) but it seems we have a thing or two to learn from these guys.
Watch as the wild bird amazingly allows her to extract the painful quills.
Use this Tweet Cheat Sheet to explore the wide array of species that live in the Twit-O-Sphere. #binoculars not included.
Angry birds don’t just live on your phone: they’re real life. Why so angry, birds?
YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
The lascivious bird shows off his plumage at the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo.
“Seriously, enough already.”
Sure, it’s Valentine’s Day. But being in love is so much work.
Today is National Pie Day, by the authority of no less than the American Pie Council. And these little guys are ready to celebrate.
High winds swept them from their nest, but a kind soul called the nearby Taronga Zoo, where they are being cared for. In the meantime, they are here to out-fluff and out-stare their cuteness competition.