Culture Buzz In honor of Billy Joel's 63rd birthday, here are 10 cats and dogs completely and totally inspired by his song lyrics.
Music Buzz Ethan, an insanely talented six-year-old with autism, plays the classic song. My heart melts.
Thanks to a couple saxy singles from Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, some media outlets are predicting that this summer will herald the return of the saxophone to pop charts and beer commercials everywhere. Let this collection of cheesy sax solos from days passed be a reminder that you must always be careful what you wish for.
Music Buzz To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!
It's no worse than “The River of Dreams” is on its own.
It's Wednesday. You could probably use this.
Music Buzz A new Slate article attempts to dissect why Billy Joel is “the worst pop singer ever,” leading others to chime in on why (or why not) Piano Man sucks. Don't think that everyone on Long Island won't find your home address, haterz. When it comes to BJ, they will stop at nothing.
Music Buzz Billy Joel’s breakout record is celebrating its 30th anniversary with a re-release. The toxic combination of hairspray, motor oil, and Aqua di Gio will be unavoidable when the album hits, so if you know what’s good for you (and your lungs), you’ll stay as far away from Long Island as possible. (Confession: Having grown up on Long Island, I can recite every lyric to “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant” verbatim. Can’t deny your roots, right?)