Here we are, America. Let the record show that TLC paid for Kate's tummy-tuck, which is catty to say but not really, because it is literally impossible to carry six children and get those abs, blah blah blah body image. Note also that the hair works well in a beach environment.

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The Best Links:

1. Jon and Kate Plus 8 Divorce? (read EVERYTHING here)

Perfect for those of you who have always found it a struggle to decide on wearing a bikini bottoms or actual pants.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: First Marla Maples, now Helen Mirren. These grand dames look damn grand. Okay, so Marla Maples isn't very old. Still, is it wrong to champion the idea that women's bodies can be beautiful no matter what their age?

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The Best Links:

1. Helen Mirren is Hot at 63, Or Any Age
2. Guess The 46-Year-Old Bikini Body (Hint: It’s Heather Locklear)
3. Geriatric Demi Moore Smokin’ in Her Bikini
4. Heather Locklear Rocks The Bikini, Too
5. Nicolette Sheridan Bikini Pictures (With Bonus NSFW Nip Slip!)
6. Marla Maples Loves Herself And America

CULTURE BUZZ: A 30-year-old high school science teacher has been fired for some bikini-clad photos that appear on a fishing charter-boat website. [Update: She now does porn flicks under the name Leah Lust] Sucks for Tiffany. But business must be booming for whoever came up with the idea of combining deep sea fishing and busty bikini-clad girls . It's like Hooters on a boat!

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The Best Links:

1. The Website Where Tiffany Appears as a “Bikini Mate”
2. Bikini Teacher Selling her Photos on Ebay
3. Tiffany on MySpace
4. YouTube - Fired Bikini Teacher Tiffany Shepherd Turns To Adult Film!
5. YouTube - Tiffany Shepherd on CNN
6. YouTube - Leah Lust : From Teacher To Porn Star
7. “My First Sex Teacher” Is First Leah Lust Porn Video
8. Tiffany Gets a DJ Show on the Radio
9. Watch News Report: Teacher Canned Over a Bikini?
10. School Insists It’s Because She Missed Over 30 Days of Work
11. Photo of Bikini Teacher Not in a Bikini
12. Where Was Tiffany When I Was in High School?
13. Pics + News Article on Footballguys Forum
14. More Photos of Tiffany in a Bikini
15. “I can make $600 in two days”