Here we are, America. Let the record show that TLC paid for Kate's tummy-tuck, which is catty to say but not really, because it is literally impossible to carry six children and get those abs, blah blah blah body image. Note also that the hair works well in a beach environment.
Perfect for those of you who have always found it a struggle to decide on wearing a bikini bottoms or actual pants.
Celebrity Buzz First Marla Maples, now Helen Mirren. These grand dames look damn grand. Okay, so Marla Maples isn't very old. Still, is it wrong to champion the idea that women's bodies can be beautiful no matter what their age?
“Bikini Baristas” on campaign to conquer the Pacific Northwest. Baristas, clad only in bikinis, are helping coffeeshops rake in the dough. While the idea seems harmless enough, we can only speculate as to what will happen when these places start witnessing their first male applicants. Never was I aware that the coffee drinking demographic is so lecherous.
Culture Buzz A 30-year-old high school science teacher has been fired for some bikini-clad photos that appear on a fishing charter-boat website. [Update: She now does porn flicks under the name Leah Lust] Sucks for Tiffany. But business must be booming for whoever came up with the idea of combining deep sea fishing and busty bikini-clad girls. It's like Hooters on a boat!