Culture Buzz Jenna Talackova, born a man and nearly disqualified from the pageant, dominated the swimsuit and evening gown portions of the Miss Universe Canada competition. The winner will be crowned on Saturday night.
Shift Buzz In which we send a BuzzFeed editor (me) to get his junk waxed and adorned with rhinestones. For science.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/anne-hathaway-bikini-05-2012
Digging her spiky 'do. She dropped a significant amount of weight for Les Miserables but in Hollywood, that just makes her hotter, right?
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Prancing around for the paparazzi is the traditional way to spend a first anniversary. After one year of marriage, LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian renewed their vows in Mexico.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kris-jenner-has-kendall-twe...
Gotta grease the machine that prints the money. With the eldest three Kardashians quickly using up their last minutes of fame, it's time for Kris to toss a new generation into the fire.
Celebrity Buzz That's quite the resume. Simone Farrow (aka Simone Starr), former Penthouse Pet and Ed Hardy swimsuit model, was arrested in Australia this past weekend after being a fugitive from the law for nearly three years. Farrow is accused of being the ringleader of an international drug racket, mailing high-grade crystal meth — hidden in bath salts — around the world.
Celebrity Buzz She's going to have sand in uncomfortable places. From the shoot for her “Starship” video in Hawaii.
Celebrity Buzz I don't know what the exact rules are here, but I'm willing to bet you'll lose regardless.
Celebrity Buzz Rihanna seems to frequently have a lot of fun, and she seems to frequently post pictures of her having a lot of fun. Following yesterday's Thug Life tweet, it was discovered that Rihanna's Twitter is littered with low resolution cell phone photos of her wearing very little clothing.
Culture Buzz And this is why the 21st Century shall be a Chinese Century. But seriously, to preemptively answer your question, I have no idea.
Celebrity Buzz 50? Nu-uh. Yeah huh? Dayum. She mocks time and space and physics with that bikini.
Oh David Lynch didn't make this? You mean there is someone else who thought this would be a good idea? I don't want to live in a world with two people that crazy. (via reddit.com)
Style Buzz A juxtaposition of old and new. A celebration of East meeting West. A clash of tradition and modernity. Turbakinis are the future, and the future is now.
Culture Buzz Bieberkinis are the hot new thing. It's like baby, baby baby but it's also like oh….
Celebrity Buzz The 16-year-old bride emulates Pam Anderson in the iconic “Baywatch” swimsuit. Tommy Lee's hepatitis sense is tingling! Actually, it always tingles. It's a terrible disease.
Celebrity Buzz After a cross country crime spree that involved armed robbery and shooting at police officers, Lee Grace Dougherty and her two brothers were apprehended in a shootout on a Colorado highway this week. On her Flickr account (since removed), Lee describes herself thusly: “I love to farm and shoot guys and wreck cars. I'm a redneck and proud of it. I like milk and German engineering and causing mayhem with my siblings.” Oh, and she was a stripper who liked to take photos of herself. Here are the safe for work pics. Visit TMZ for the not.
Celebrity Buzz A woman in Utah is suing her former employer for generally just being a disgusting pig, including devising a ridiculously demeaning office dress code for each day of the work week. Here is that dress code, illustrated with Lady Gaga outfits. No, this isn't a joke…a man actually expected his female employees to observe “No Bra Thursday.”
Culture Buzz This probably isn't what you have in mind when you think of oil and bikini models. These are from the Surfrider calendar in Europe. Surfrider, if you couldn't tell from the BP-themed satire, is an environmental preservation organization. Relax. It's not really crude oil. Photoshoppery ahoy. (via mymodernmet.com)
Style Buzz This summer, Nessie won't be the only monster going for a swim. Pale Horse Design has created some zombie swimsuits for ladies with beauty and braaaaaaiiiiins. (via boingboing.net)
Celebrity Buzz Jessie Spano is all woman. People have been ragging on her physique in these photos. I say that her physique is lovely. It's the strange, ashen palor of her skull that's disturbing. Looks like she went swimming while wearing kabuki makeup. Other than the demon face, The Artist Formerly Known As Showgirls looks great. More at The Superficial. (via thesuperficial.com)
Celebrity Buzz She's a ginger! Kick her! No, don't kick Katy Perry for being a ginger. That's bigoted. Kick Katy Perry for being Katy Perry. Hate people for who they are on the inside.
Style Buzz Because not everyone wants to wear cherries and geometric designs. It's that time of year again, and I'm shocked and appalled that I can buy a themed bikini for the girl but not for me. Clothing manufactures Y U NO WANT MY MONEY?
Celebrity Buzz If Chiclets made underwear. Anyone remember Chiclets? The delightful chicle based treat? The dainty, mint-covered, candy-coated chewing gum? Available at your finer Woolworths and Montgomery Wards for 5 cents an ounce? My decrepitude and imminent death from organ dropsy showing? More at Celebuzz.
The worst part of summer is upon us: Bikini Shopping. But not to fear because a 'How To' guide is here! Click the image for the full size.
Never again be forced into conversation with your family at the beach when your iPhone dies. Constructed 40 panels and sewn together with conductive thread, this water safe swimsuit comes with USB ports for all your electronic devices…I wonder where on the suit they are? >.>
Celebrity Buzz Jeez…get a room in an opulent mansion that you can obviously afford because you're both bajillionaires, you two. But no, they're basically dry humping on the beach. Kids will be kids, even if those kids are two of the most famous people on the planet and their every move is obsessively documented. More at The Blemish.
More like a pint glass. What kind of freaky crunches has this poor girl been doing?
Celebrity Buzz This is getting ridiculous. She's just effing with us at this point, isn't she? Much more over at Egotastic.
Celebrity Buzz Considering the recent photo shoot in which everything except her gallbladder was on display, here's Lindsay Lohan wearing a shocking amount of fabric. Even more over at Celebuzz.
Celebrity Buzz Nip slips, pokies, upskirts, crotch shots, sideboobs and ass flashes! It's the Lindsay Lohan nudity smörgåsbord! All of these are from the same photo shoot, and even though it doesn't seem physically possible, there's much more at Egotastic.