Teen superstar Justin Bieber, who must have been distracted with his new pet snake and hot older girlfriend Selena Gomez, was involved in a minor fender bender Tuesday afternoon. Bieber wasn't injured, and his Ferrari sustained only minor damage. Full details here! (via bumpshack.com)
So sad for him to have an aneurysm during a performance by one of the greatest musicians of our time. Hopefully he was able to hear “Baby” before it happened.
Tell it, Gramps! [Ed. note: As a 100% pro-Bieber website, BuzzFeed cannot condone the sentiments of this aggravated septuagenarian. However, he may have a point.]
The concept for this movie just keeps getting better and better.
This cat hates you Bieb. [Ed. note: To be fair, it's possible that he just has very particular taste in which teeny-bopper magazines he chooses to read.]
There's so much in this image. Lust, obsession, jealousy, rage - and apparently Justin Bieber is grabbing his balls.
Just for the fans, y'all! It's almost like he took a Cardigans song and Biebified it! Actually, it's exactly like that. Love ya', Bieber. (Via.)
Celebrity Buzz First of all: There's no such thing as “The Next Bieber.” There is only one Bieber, and Bieber will occupy the number one tween-specific spot in our hearts forever (until his voice breaks). But also, here is the latest Next Bieber for your tween-heartthrob needs. His name is Cody Simpson, and he's trying really, really, really hard.
Bieber travels the world in a helium balloon with his manager and friend, Spaghetti Cat. The combination of music, adventure, and a cat, should hopefully make this the most successful cartoon of all time.
Justin Bieber Club is a pretty violent, suicidal cult judging by these rules. Nonetheless, I'm interested. (Via Edith Zimmerman.)
Celebrity Buzz Caitlin Beadles is Justin Bieber's ex-girlfriend. Also (allegedly!), they are back together, which makes Caitlin Beadles Justin Bieber's current girlfriend as well and kind of puts her in this uncomfortable Schrodinger's cat-like situation. Don't expire in the box, Caitlin Beadles! Word is that Bieber and Beadles were together before Biebz hit it big, but they've recently reunited because the bonds of true (adolescent) love are stronger than the Siren song of fame and fortune. Caitlin Beadles!
Found in a Toys 'R' Us store, this makes me sad. I always imagined that Geoffrey would be a belieber.
Celebrity Buzz …in 4D, which may be too many Ds. Don't f*ck with Bieber, Jeremy Renner.
Celebrity Buzz Handy little Firefox Addon from F.A.T. Labs that will help you censor all Bieber references on the Web. Thanks to Turtlefeed for the find and helping the Internets be a much better series of tubes.
http://themountaingoatswillcureyourbieberfever.com
Fact: The Mountain Goats will cure your Bieber fever. Click through to be cured of Bieber fever while listening to the Goats' “No Children.” [Ed. note: Then have a quick listen to this to get it right back again.]
What do you do you when you can't get an interview with pop icon Justin Bieber? Do like Cracked did: make up an interview and have him become a knife fiend. (via)
He may be this cute, innocent Twitter trending pop artist now, but wait 20 years. Bieber will be that shady hipster living next door to your parents.
ParryGripp updates his greatest musical creation with a healthy dose of Bieber.
Justin Bieber takes a moment away from exterminating all the juice to say “hello” to his loyal followers.
How is babby formed? How girl get pragent? Justin Bieber and Ludacris can tell you all about it.
Holy shit, Bieber. Nice drum solo. This performance of Baby is from the White House Easter Egg Roll this week. (Via.)
Celebrity Buzz Paige Hurd is the name of the chick who hangs out with Bieber in his underwater palace in the new Never Let You Go video. In addition to living with Bieber under the sea, Paige Hurd has starred with Queen Latifah in Beauty Shop, and she played the part of Tasha in Chris Rock's Everybody Hates Chris. Expect big things!
New Bieber video, y'all. As a song, Never Let You Go finds Bieber breaking new sonic ground as he explores the classic pop song structure with a focus on subtle harmonics and an urgent, soaring chorus. As a video, it alternates between Bieber and some chick in an underwater castle and Bieber chilling with some rocks and a wind machine. So, something for everybody.
Celebrity Buzz Pretty much a major improvement for all of these people. You'd think with all the resources most of these folks have, they would have gotten themselves a Biebover years ago.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/justin-bieber-revenge/id36...
iPhone havers, rejoice. There's a new Bieber-themed version of Tap Tap Revenge just for you. Don't ask too many questions. Just go with it. (Via TurtleFeed.)
Celebrity Buzz Bieber and his dog Bijoux Bieber hooked up with peta2 (PETA for young'un's) to encourage people to adopt animals from shelters rather than buying from pet stores. Nice one, Bieberz.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/24/justin-bieber-cutest-lil-pr...
Bieber's manager Scooter Braun is in big trouble with the law for his egregious tweet crimes, but that didn't stop Biebz from committing this little act of defiance in Chicago yesterday. (Via Matt.)
Is this Bieber's girlfriend? They sure look pretty comfortable with each other. Biebz and his (thus far) nameless sweetheart were spotted walking back from his The View interview to get a romantic dinner for two at Boston Market.
Celebrity Buzz Snoop Dogg discusses his feelings about going up against Bieber in an album-release contest. Sounds like you're scared, Snoopers. You should be. Bieber's coming for you. (Via MTV.)