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Craigslist Watch: Can Someone Help This Guy Catch That Gator?
Culture Buzz Help facilitate this man’s revenge! There’s $500 in it for you.
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Image: The Laziest Murderer In Chicago
There isn't a single thing in this “job” description that isn't the sketchiest thing I've ever read. Especially because the digging must be done while his wife is “out of town.” (via reddit.com)
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Image: No Strings Attached
Something seems a little sketchy about this offer. (via newyork.craigslist.org)
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Image: Fine, Don’t Fucking Hire Me, You Can’t Handle My Shit
I'm intrigued by this gentleman's job hunting tactics. I can't think of any conceivable reason not to hire the original inventor of the blowjob machine.
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Image: You Farted In Publix Yesterday
How romantic! At least this will make a great story to tell the kids and grandkids.
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Image: Why I Don’t buy Girls Drinks at the Bar
tl;dr? They aren't interested in me, just in the drinks. Click through for high-res and readable image.
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Image: Missed Fried Chicken Connection
“Hi, you might remember me as the charming young man that you held up at gun point last week.” Certainly a strange situation to think you've met your soul mate…but who are we to judge, right?
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Image: Best of Craigslist: Giving Blood [M4W]
At the core of every good relationship is a good pun about blood types.
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Link: Emotionally unavailable woman seeking emotionally unavailable man
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1737517917.html
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“Must be into exciting and potentially dangerous activities, like stealing road signs, driving like a maniac, and getting arrested by the police.”
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Link: 1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/1737878952.html
Original owner, used, as-is, where-is. Currently flown 32 times (191 crews) for a total of 120,650,907 miles. Time in space, 293 days, 18 hours, 29 minutes, 37 seconds (as of STS-132). One possible mission remaining.
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Image: Craigslist: Magic Fun Couch For Sale?
This may be the greatest couch ever offered on Craigslist. and it`s free? Who would give away such an awesome couch? (via IAB)
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Link: Best Of Craigslist “For Sale” Ads
http://www.nerve.com/photo-features/internet-meme-hall-of...
The most bizarre, most entertaining sale items Craigslist has ever featured. The one about the MILF-magnet bike hit a little close to home, but mostly because it makes fun of my neighborhood.
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Link: The Best Craigslist “For Sale” Ads
http://www.nerve.com/photo-features/internet-meme-hall-of...
The most bizarre, most entertaining sale items Craigslist has ever featured. The one about the MILF-magnet bike hit a little close to home, but mostly because it makes fun of my neighborhood.
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Image: Craislist Ads: Gangsta Piggy Back Ride
Does anyone even know what this guy is asking for? Really, we`ve read it 5 times already. this is why people should never use Craislist.
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Image: Titantic Sequel is Now Casting Actors
This could be the single greatest movie ever made. (via:thedailywh.at)
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Image: The Perfect Vagina
Best company motto of the week: “I will have your vagina, strong and tight, in 5 days. i promise you!!!” Oh, Silas. You and your unnecessary commas.
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Link: The Most Amazing Craigslist Ad Up In Here!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/19/the-most-amazing...
Excitement makes everything sound better. I mean MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND BETTER, SON!!!!
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Image: World’s Most Heartbreaking Craigslist M4W
One man's message to his dead girlfriend, posted on Craigslist. I'm not certain Craigslist works as a conduit to the afterlife, but I find myself really hoping his message gets through.
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Link: Personal Texting Assistant
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1236773288.html
Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties - replies, deleting texts, alerting of new texts, reading texts, filtering text. I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only.
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Link: To All Those That Think Themselves a Programmer
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/eng/1246353621.html
This is how you hire programmers. My favorite is the “include your reaction” section.
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Image: Looking for a Trainmate on Craigslist
Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat? I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste.
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Link: Craigslist: Actor Needed for Emotional Role -One Day High Pay
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1126876415.html
I guess he was nervous about pissing off the girls before father's day. I love modern parenting.
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Image: I need someone to dry my placenta
An interesting business opportunity for those of you in the Jacksonville area.
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