Brilliant Craigslist Ad From A College Kid

The student wants you to pay for the privilege of naming her Wal-Mart fish (pictured, watching fish porn). (via craigslist.org)

copyranter 7 months ago 92 responses

Craigslist Watch: Can Someone Help This Guy Catch That Gator?

Help facilitate this man’s revenge! There’s $500 in it for you.

Jack Moore a year ago 17 responses

The Laziest Murderer In Chicago

There isn’t a single thing in this “job” description that isn’t the sketchiest thing I’ve ever read. Especially because the digging must be done while his wife is “out of town.” (via reddit.com) View Image ›

Josh Fjelstad a year ago 70 responses

No Strings Attached

Something seems a little sketchy about this offer. (via newyork.craigslist.org) View Image ›

Josh Fjelstad a year ago 68 responses

Fine, Don’t Fucking Hire Me, You Can’t Handle My Shit

I’m intrigued by this gentleman’s job hunting tactics. I can’t think of any conceivable reason not to hire the original inventor of the blowjob machine. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 209 responses

You Farted In Publix Yesterday

How romantic! At least this will make a great story to tell the kids and grandkids. View Image ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 39 responses

Why I Don’t buy Girls Drinks at the Bar

tl;dr? They aren’t interested in me, just in the drinks. Click through for high-res and readable image. View Image ›

Reddit Top Links 2 years ago 13 responses

Missed Fried Chicken Connection

“Hi, you might remember me as the charming young man that you held up at gun point last week.” Certainly a strange situation to think you’ve met your soul mate…but who are we to judge, right? View Image ›

Mike Arauz 2 years ago 118 responses

Best of Craigslist: Seeking Bodyguard Named Betty

This sounds like a job for Betty White. View Image ›

Craigslist 2 years ago 2 responses

Best of Craigslist: Granite Blocks From The Stanley Park Seawall

Whoo! Granite blocks!!! View Image ›

Craigslist 2 years ago respond

Best of Craigslist: Giving Blood [M4W]

At the core of every good relationship is a good pun about blood types. View Image ›

Craigslist 2 years ago 1 response

Emotionally unavailable woman seeking emotionally unavailable man on craigslist.org ›

“Must be into exciting and potentially dangerous activities, like stealing road signs, driving like a maniac, and getting arrested by the police.”

Craigslist 2 years ago respond

1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis OV-104 on craigslist.org ›

Original owner, used, as-is, where-is. Currently flown 32 times (191 crews) for a total of 120,650,907 miles. Time in space, 293 days, 18 hours, 29 minutes, 37 seconds (as of STS-132). One possible mission remaining.

Craigslist 2 years ago respond

Craigslist: Magic Fun Couch For Sale?

This may be the greatest couch ever offered on Craigslist. and it`s free? Who would give away such an awesome couch? (via IAB) View Image ›

Eduardo M. 2 years ago 53 responses

Best Of Craigslist “For Sale” Ads on nerve.com ›

The most bizarre, most entertaining sale items Craigslist has ever featured. The one about the MILF-magnet bike hit a little close to home, but mostly because it makes fun of my neighborhood.

Nerve.com 2 years ago 11 responses

The Best Craigslist “For Sale” Ads on nerve.com ›

The most bizarre, most entertaining sale items Craigslist has ever featured. The one about the MILF-magnet bike hit a little close to home, but mostly because it makes fun of my neighborhood.

Scott Lamb 2 years ago respond

Craislist Ads: Gangsta Piggy Back Ride

Does anyone even know what this guy is asking for? Really, we`ve read it 5 times already. this is why people should never use Craislist. View Image ›

Eduardo M. 2 years ago 48 responses

Wedding’s Off!

What a princess she turned out to be! View Image ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 10 responses

Titantic Sequel is Now Casting Actors

This could be the single greatest movie ever made. (via:thedailywh.at) View Image ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 15 responses

The Perfect Vagina

Best company motto of the week: “I will have your vagina, strong and tight, in 5 days. i promise you!!!” Oh, Silas. You and your unnecessary commas. View Image ›

Dorsey Shaw 3 years ago 107 responses

The Most Amazing Craigslist Ad Up In Here! on huffingtonpost.com ›

Excitement makes everything sound better. I mean MAKES EVERYTHING SOUND BETTER, SON!!!!

The Huffington Post 3 years ago 37 responses

World’s Most Heartbreaking Craigslist M4W

One man’s message to his dead girlfriend, posted on Craigslist. I’m not certain Craigslist works as a conduit to the afterlife, but I find myself really hoping his message gets through. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 257 responses

Personal Texting Assistant on craigslist.org ›

Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties - replies, deleting texts, alerting of new texts, reading texts, filtering text. I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only.

Craigslist 3 years ago respond

To All Those That Think Themselves a Programmer on sfbay.craigslist.org ›

This is how you hire programmers. My favorite is the “include your reaction” section.

matthew williamson 3 years ago 20 responses

Looking for a Trainmate on Craigslist

Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat? I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste. View Image ›

Peggy Wang 3 years ago 114 responses

Craigslist: Actor Needed for Emotional Role -One Day High Pay on craigslist.org ›

I guess he was nervous about pissing off the girls before father’s day. I love modern parenting.

Reddit Top Links 3 years ago respond

I need someone to dry my placenta

An interesting business opportunity for those of you in the Jacksonville area. View Image ›

Craigslist 3 years ago 44 responses

Beer Box on Head, M4W

The latest entry in our continuing series, “Why You Don’t Look For Dates On Craigslist.” Sure, it opens strong — “you were at that ‘retarded vegetables’ themed party” — but it’s all downhill from there. View Image ›

Craigslist 4 years ago 13 responses