Or, as you like to think of it, signs “Adulthood” isn’t ready for you.
Should you really be allowed out into the world?
But really you’re just applying to entry-level jobs in your underwear like the rest of us.
It’s not all taxes and tasteful beige pantsuits.
One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked.
SPOILER ALERT: It’s not all sunshine and rainbows.
Everyone else seems to find it all so easy. These are the ways you’re screwing it up.
No thank you to all-nighters, binge drinking, and bad decisions.
Yes, you have to pay bills and do other annoying things as an adult, but it’s not all bad.
Where’s the adult who’ll handle all this? Oh right, it’s YOU.