Animals Buzz Apparently, very majestic. I didn't realize time slowed down for dog toys.
Celebrity Buzz She's going to have sand in uncomfortable places. From the shoot for her “Starship” video in Hawaii.
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Her panties were pink. But hey, at least she's wearing them. Or, alternatively, damn her for wearing them!
Culture Buzz Recently returned from an excursion to the D.R. (I was doing pirate things) where I snapped this picture. Also, inside the shop, happiest Walmart employees you'll ever meet.
Culture Buzz And this is why the 21st Century shall be a Chinese Century. But seriously, to preemptively answer your question, I have no idea.
Celebrity Buzz And his breasts hit the Earth. Gravity and age are cruel.
Celebrity Buzz Check out the dog's feet. Here's a picture of Beth Ostrosky-Stern and a rescue dog, photographed and Photoshopped by Howard Stern himself, from their North Shore Animal League charitable calendar. Not saying I could do better, but then again I didn't release a calendar.
Florida authorities siezed a 100-pound fiberglass giant Lego Man that washed up on shore near Siesta Key Village. Other similar statues washed up in Holland and England, and are said to be the work of an “enigmatic Dutch painter” named Ego Leonard. Read the full story here. (via boingboing.net)
Celebrity Buzz 50? Nu-uh. Yeah huh? Dayum. She mocks time and space and physics with that bikini.
Summer's almost over, but there's still fun to be had. Just don't go overboard! (via reddit.com)
Culture Buzz You may not want to proceed if you're claustrophobic. Sixteen year old Matt Mina was digging a hole on Newport Beach in California (as teens do) when it collapsed around him. He was entombed in a five foot wall of sand for nearly half an hour. Miraculously, and thanks to a quick response from police and selfless beachgoers, Mina survived. Or he's a zombie.
I'll bet Jake was a master at Cliffhanger when he was a kid. (via popsugar.com)
At least sand is softer than concrete? Yikes. He probably got sand up his brain!
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How did researchers find this out? They analyzed the results of a 2002 study that polled 3,793 married and divorced women about sex, family, and marriage, according to The Daily Mail. The women were asked what age they were when they first had sex, â¦
Vintage ad from 1937 for a product that's guaranteed to turn any dame into the queen of the beach. “No sex appeal to that beanpole. Let's vamoose!” (via facebook.com)
This is really relaxing and beautiful. I wish I was at the beach right now because IT IS SO FUCKING HOT HERE. (via whatevs.net)
It's almost summer. Some people just love their beach so much they need to keep it with them all year long! Check out some beach tattoos here. Life's a beach.
Celebrity Buzz Courtney Cox was hit by an amorous wave and nearly lost her bikini top in St. Barts. Josh Hopkins is strictly a platonic friend and co-worker who surely takes no pleasure from seeing her naked. More over at Egotastic.
Celebrity Buzz Ageless beauty and perennial beach bum Stephanie Seymour taunts gravity yet again. Axl Rose was a fool to ever give this up!
Celebrity Buzz The 42-year-old super model still looks great in a bikini and still likes spending time with her kids on the beach. Although she and her teenage son seem to have toned down the PDA this time around. More over at Egotastic.
A seal sees a girl on the beach and isn't afraid to make the first move. This is also how Heidi Klum met her husband.
Celebrity Buzz Hey, no really, it's great that they seem so…close. More power to them for being…a tight knit family. I'm…not going to say anything else. Although, and again, I'm certainly not one to cast puritanical mores on other people, but, um—and this is just an observation, not a judgment—it looks like he's got a boner in the last picture.
While vacationing in Barbados, it looks like Rihanna was asked to autograph a few souvenirs. Is there anything Rihanna can't take in stride? UPDATE! Now you can introduce Rihanna's crazy topless friend to whomever you'd like with our handy photo editor. Just scroll to the bottom of the page and get to boobifying!
Culture Buzz We are freezing here in NY but these cats are having the time of their lives, taking in surf, sand and sun. I am pretty envious of them right now and could use a little Caribbean breeze.
Photographs of famed painter Henri Toulouse-Lautrec (the short guy who did all those posters for the Moulin Rouge) defecating on a public beach. He was the Charlie Sheen of Post-Impressionist painters. Depending on how squeamish you are about bathroom business, NSFW.