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“Beta, the boy inserts his Indian culture into the female values.”
They know not what they do.
Los Angeles Clippers President Andy Roeser will be taking an indefinite leave of absence, effective immediately, the NBA announced today.
Wait, “Obama Trampoline” was a thing?
I Am Malala has been called a “tool of the west” and disrespectful to Islam.
Officials said the show would be culturally and religiously offensive.
Why are you playing Club Penguin anyway?
As part of a settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, hedge fund manager Philip Falcone was banned from trading for 5 years and fined $18 million.Most significantly, and unlike in most of these types of cases, the founder of Harbinger Capital Partners was forced to admit to wrongdoing as part of the deal.
If you were born a mere mortal but are desperate to be an Olympic god, these (often illegal or dangerous!) techno-biological methods might help.
Because Mormons who shouldn’t be drinking it anyway might get offended. Yet it’s made and still for sale in Utah.
Children of the ’90s, how permissible was your middle school? Here are 20 items that could result in detention if brought or worn to class. Give your school a point for every banned item and a half point for items likely to be confiscated and report back in the comments.
To the surprise of absolutely no one. Snooki and JWoww just moved into Jersey City to film their Jersey Shore spin-off and already the wine store next to their house has banned them from the premises.
Starting Monday, the principal at Pottstown Middle School is enacting a ban on Uggs and “open-top boots” in response to kids’ stashing phones and snacks in their fugly footwear during class. A local news station discovered that some parents aren’t pleased with the blessing in disguise. (The mom at 1:00 is my favorite.)
Because two dudes showing affection for one another…gross, right? YouTube rejected this 16 second clip to advertise the upcoming album from Perfume Genius because they say it contains “non-family safe material.”
After Stella Harville brought her Zimbabwe-born fiance to the Gulnare Free Will Baptist church last summer, a former pastor proposed to ban interracial couples from joining the Pike County congregation “to promote greater unity among the church body.” Church members voted 9-6 in favor of the ban this week.
And not for the reason you probably think. This ad for Miu Miu featuring “True Grit” actress Hailee Steinfeld was deemed “irresponsible.” Another prudish ruling from the same authority that banned the Marc Jacobs ad with Dakota Fanning.
Next time you’re in Karachi, don’t even consider texting about how the Wu-Tang Clan is so creamy. The Pakistan Telecommunications Authority will soon begin filtering over 1,500 words from mobile SMS in an effort to block spam. The list includes some head scratchers.
This is gross. A gross miscarriage of free speech, that is! Gotcha. No, really…the Advertising Standards Authority in Great Britain deemed this rather bland Marc Jacobs ad inappropriate. Because Fanning is 17. And the bottle is between her legs. You need to unstiffen your upper lips a bit, UK.
You’ve got to be kidding me. A California teacher has banned students from saying “bless you” when someone sneezes in his class. View Media ›
McDain’s Restaurant in Monroeville, Pennsylvania has raised the ire of baby-makers everywhere by banning children under 6 years of age. Owner John Vuick says parents with misbehaving children are “impolite” and “selfish,” and that those children are “not the center of the universe.” An army of angry Facebook mommies will soon bury you with indignant comments, Mr. Vuick. You have been warned. Watch Video ›
This video for Kanye West’s “Monster” is getting accused of misogyny and yanked off of websites. There are quite a few dead and dismembered women. But Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj show up and rap about vampires and goblins, so it can’t be all bad. View List ›
Revolting and gross, maybe, but worthy of a full-on ban? The Danish government recently banned the yeasty spread for being too darn healthy, as it violates laws that govern the sale of products fortified with added vitamins. Marmite is packed with Thiamin, Riboflavin, Niacin, B12 and Folic Acid. View Image ›
The Situation’s comedy routine at the roast of Donald Trump was instantly hailed the worst thing ever, but it somehow just got worse. Comedy Central deemed a joke aimed at Snoop Dogg as too racist and cut it from the broadcast. Here is that joke, plus a few more offensive cracks at the expense of Marlee Matlin and Larry King that were omitted, as told by the The Leprechaun from “Leprechaun.” Y’know, because it’s St. Patrick’s Day. Shut up. View List ›
A man in Virginia recently lost his protracted battle with the Department of Motor Vehicles and will no longer be able to use this awesome vanity plate. They claim that “‘eating’ children could be defined as cannibalism or as a sexual act.” View Image ›
I mean, yes, fine. But the guy has a point. View Image ›