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Because bananas are phallic and women are inherently wired to mate with anything remotely resembling a penis. Asra Q. Nomani takes a look at ten of most ridiculous fatwas, or religious rulings, in the Muslim world.
Some monkeys live in trees, some monkeys live on bananas. (via The Uniblog)
A telenovela about a dysfunctional advertising agency, revolving around a plucky junior copywriter in a wheelchair and the raging executive who accuses her of stealing bananas. This is, of course, not a real show. But after lines like “You think you're so cool with your fixie wheelchair,” you wish to God that it was.
Obligatory: This shit is bananas. Because when you think bananas, you think “Why aren't these things individually wrapped in plastic?”.
A three week timelapse of two bananas done with a Canon 5dmk2. Who knew bananas were so creepy?
There's no doubt about it, Japanese vending machine technology is far more advanced than in the U.S. They have vending machines selling everything from Ramen noodles to toast. Check out this Dole vending machine that dispenses bananas. [via.]
With their powers combined, they are a banana split. Winston and Cooper should be friends.
Sounds like somebody’s planning to get out of shelf-stacking by taking a night-school course in creative writing.
I personally guarantee that this is the best bananas-exploding-on-face video you will see this year.
It took me a lot longer than I care to admit to figure out what was wrong with this picture.
Here is a video of a guy in a banana costume jogging through NYC's Prospect Park. Related: this is also the week that noted web celebrity Molly McAleer wore a vagina costume on Hollywood Boulevard. It is a bizarre costume kind of week.
A banana carrying-case from MoMA that looks like it might have another use in mind. As Jezebel points out, “doesn’t it look more like a product to turn your banana into a dildo?”
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