They never guessed that donuts and pepper could be used this way.
This is a very serious matter.
From the looks of it, he might have. And if he did, I love him more.
So juvenile. So brilliant.
Plus a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Daenerys’ dragons on Game of Thrones, new research into the relationship between testicle size and parenting, and Justin Bieber’s unsettling creepstache.
She did have impeccable aim.
Yes, there is a history.
Men: Proceed with caution. Women: Don’t get any ideas.
Yesterday Donald Trump gave President Obama an offer he just couldn’t refuse. Well, now Colbert has given Trump an offer that he just can’t refuse (said again like Al Pacino in “Scarface”).
Nothing in that headline is inaccurate or an exaggeration. Mao Sugiyama is a Japanese chef who recently served his/her surgically removed male genitals to five connoisseurs for about $250 a plate. WARNING: Yes, there are photos.
Because apparently “yule log” was too subtle. From the front page of MSNBC. When did the day after Thanksgiving become so violent?
Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude. This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!
They lived to tell the tale, and not a single f**k was given that day.
Ben and Jerry’s unveiled their latest novelty flavor, based on the beloved Saturday Night Live skit, and it appears to be filled with delicious tasteicles (food science term). I can’t wait to swallow a huge load of this salty, creamy goodness! And Alec Baldwin approves! View List ›
And not in that exaggerated, PDA-blown-out-of-proportion, tabloidy kind of way. They’re full on grabbing each other’s junk. But it was part of a bit at the MTV Movie Awards, so don’t get too hot and bothered. Still, that’s commitment to a bit. More over at The Superficial. View List ›
From McSweeney’s, the repository of open letters to those unlikely to respond, comes this unscripted moment that involves an elderly gentleman, the men’s locker room of a pricey sports club and a blow dryer. (Via) View Image ›
And they’re big, brass Truck Nutz. Clanking against this mobility scooter like a bell ringing out for freedom and America and Michelle Bachmann. Some might file this under “Why they hate us.” I would take the slightly contrarian position and file it under “Why they have big boners for us.” Spotted in New York City. See? New York isn’t so elitist after all. View Image ›
Steve “Mr. Escape” Baker has bigger balls than you and me combined. Watch Video ›
Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn’t have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston. View List ›
James Franco in tights from the Academy Awards parody of “Black Swan.” His lack of shame is genuinely admirable. View Image ›
New sport alert! It’s like kamikaze pilates. View Image ›
University of Florida basketball player Chandler Parsons, after making a three pointer in the Gators’ game against Georgia, was accidentally whipped in the groin by a teammate’s towel. Apparently the towel was made of chainmail, because Parsons nearly collapsed on the floor from excruciating pain. Watch Video ›
An instructional video teaching men to reject erotic bigotry and embrace their perineum. With jazz flute. You’ll want to bring a lot of hand sanitizer to this particular yoga class. Watch Video ›
A training dummy whose sole purpose is to take junk shots. It’s possible to feel sympathy for a dummy. Watch Video ›
Balls. [Ed. note: An oft-overlooked, but vitally important subcategory of stock photography. Bawling their eyes out.] View List ›