I'm not sure which is worse, the name of the product or the ass of a pitchman selling it.
Is your back itchy? Do you suffer from phantom itches due to your overwhelming paranoia of bed bugs? Or do you have some emotional void you need to fill with “As Seen On TV” products? Well Richard Heene (Balloon Boy's dad) has the thing for you! And, if you ask nicely, a discreet coke supplier. (via)
Culture Buzz Is this subject still popular? No? Too bad. Richard Heene was sentenced to 90 days in jail as well as four years of probation. His wife was also given 20 days in the slammer. Read the article here.
Style Buzz For the DIY-minded, a giant shiny trash bag would also work.
Culture Buzz For fun, the users of 4Chan arranged for a Papa John's pizza delivery at the exact moment the camera's were live at the Heene household yesterday.
Obligatory. Help balloon boy navigate his way through various airborne obstacles before the world figures out that his entire existence is a misguided promotion for Wife Swap.
The whole “he was hiding in the garage the whole time” story just doesn't add up. So what's the real story behind balloon boy's epic journey? My guess is that he traveled 8 years into the future with a talking computer named Max. Use the Image Editor below to construct your own scientific theory of the events.
Culture Buzz As if he hadn't been through enough already, the balloon boy loses his lunch on national television. [Ed: watch for vomit around the 5:50 mark.]
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I took off in a balloon filled with hot air… Now that he was found alive, it's time to milk this story for as many laughs as possible.
Culture Buzz He was at home, hiding in box in the attic of the garage. Of course! Let the national media bashing of a 6-year-old and his parents commence!
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Authorities are carrying out an intense ground search for a 6-year-old boy who was thought to be in a balloon that floated away from a Colorado home. The boy was not in the balloon when it landed, and his fate or whereabouts were not immediately clear.
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Breaking: A six year old is trapped in a homemade helium balloon over Denver
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HuffPo has photos, video of Falcon Heene and family | http://ow.ly/uDVI
Culture Buzz A 6-year-old from Fort Collins, Colorado climbed into his dad's homemade helium balloon and accidentally took off. The balloon has since landed but no one was inside, suggesting Falcon may have fallen during the flight. Falcon's dad Richard Heene was apparently with him before the balloon escaped. He and his brothers are also in some sort of boy band (or at least filmed a music video for Wife Swap.)
Richard Heene is the father of balloon boy, aka Falcon Heene, whose harrowing accidental flight in a helium baloon is being broadcast to the nation right now. Heene, an amateur storm chaser in Fort Collins, has had a brush with celebrity in the past, in the form of this episode of “Wife Swap”.