bad pick up lines

  • Do or do not. There is no try.

    So I was out at the bars the other night. There’s a bar in particular I like to visit because it’s where all the twenty-something hipsters hang out, and hipster girls, if nothing else, are cute. Anyway, I’m hanging out with some friends, and we approach a group throwing darts, and in this group is this insanely cute girl. She’s totally playing up the sexy librarian look, and I can’t help but wonder what she’d look like with her hair down and glasses off. We get to chatting, and she seems to be as into me as I’m into her. After a few drinks, we’re sitting pretty close, and the conversation leads toward where we’re going to end up. She says to me, “What, are you going to try and seduce me?” Without batting an eye, I look straight at her and reply with, “Do or do not. There is no try.” I went home alone, but I felt like a fucking winner.

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