It's basically Chucky but with a black puppet, and way more fucked up. If anything, anything at all comes out of watching this trailer, it's that the phrase “break my dick” will become a permanent fixture in your vernacular.

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1. Black Devil Doll the Movie Official Website
2. Black Devil Doll is the definitive film of the black puppet movement [Video] via Blog of Hilarity

Everyone loves Robin Williams! (Or do they?) The fast-talking comedian with a million impressions, has had quite the roller coaster career. That said, I disagree completely with this visualization's take on 'Jack' — the only movie to ever feature Jennifer Lopez and have real HEART.

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1. Top 5 Worst Robin Williams Movies of All Time // The Rotten Tomatoes Show
2. via DailyFill

MOVIE BUZZ: Inspired by a post by Lindsey yesterday, what is the best worst movie you've ever seen? Try to think of something really drastically bad that is also amazing, post a trailer or movie poster to the collection, and explain why you love it.

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In the most diplomatic marital dispute ever, Kirk Cameron shows his range in what may very well enter the canon of Most Unintentionally Hilarious Films Ever, Fireproof . And yet, in spite of Kirk Cameron's decidedly unsexy teen idol-cum-missionary status, we still think he is The Hotness. Call us crazy, but we do. Actually, call Kirk Cameron crazy, cuz he is!

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1. via Video Home System
2. Fireproof, For Dummies
3. “The Film Was Produced for Next to Nothing and Featured a Supporting Cast Made Up of Volunteers from Sherwood Baptist Church in Albany, Georgia, Most of Whom Had No Prior Acting Experience”
4. Kirk Cameron Will Only Kiss His Wife (Aw?)
5. Find Jesus With Kirk Cameron!

Yet another Christian Bale remix (sorry), but this time it's Jennifer Aniston getting yelled at. This is both funny and important, because if you pay money to see this movie, then you deserve what Mr. Bale is dishing out. Verbal abuse is not a joke; it is a tool to dissuade women from seeing apocryphally bad self-help films.

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1. Christian Bale Flips Out - Featured on BuzzFeed
2. Angry Christian Bale: the Remix - Featured on BuzzFeed
3. R U Professional - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. Christian Bale Soundboard - Featured on BuzzFeed

For Your Consideration: “The Spirit,” for worst movie of the year. Wouldn't it be great if more movie trailers were this honest? The quote from Roger Ebert is my favorite.

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1. For Your Consideration… The Spirit
2. LOL: For Your Consideration - Frank Miller’s The Spirit

MOVIE BUZZ: It's not that surprising that Will Smith's new movie kind of stinks, but the ending is drawing particular ire (thanks in part to a really amusing NYT review). So what is it? (Obvious SPOILER ALERT for those who care): There is a lot about car wrecks and organ donation but apparently, Will Smith commits suicide by jellyfish, which allows Rosario Dawson and Woody Harrelson to find each other and cry. There is also something about eggplant parmesan. Now you know.

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The Best Links:

1. How Bad Is Seven Pounds’ Ending, Anyway?
2. Oops, this review kind of gives it away.
3. There are many theories in this comment thread.
4. A.O. Scott’s Review
5. Onion AV Club Review of ‘Seven Pounds’
6. ‘Seven Pounds’ on Wikipedia

The movie, based on the award-winning play, is centered in a parish in which Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman) is accused by Sister Aloysius (Meryl Streep) of abusing a student, despite her having no evidence. The film also stars Amy Adams, making it to the Oscars what Beverly Hills Chihuahua is to the Razzies . (Although can you ever really go wrong with a George Lopez flick?)

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1. Beverly Hills Chihuahua Trailer

MOVIE BUZZ: It’s like ‘jump the shark,’ only for movies. The scene in the new Indiana Jones film in which Indy survives a nuclear blast by crawling into a lead-lined fridge is so ridiculous it’s spawned a new phrase for describing when a series of movies has stretched our disbelief past the breaking point. For example, the Star Wars series nuked the fridge with the introduction of Jar Jar Binks.

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1. A Cultural History of Nuke the Fridge
2. Def: Nuke the Fridge
3. Replacing the Fonz With Indy
4. Let’s Make Money Off a Catch Phrase!
5. Watch: Fonzie Jumps the Shark

MOVIE BUZZ: Funny Or Die has picked the movie at random and called together an Internet campaign to turn the 1993 flop into a cult favorite. Now we know what Buzzfeed would have looked like in 1993! And who said irony was dead?

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1. The ‘Another Stakeout’ Manifesto: “Help Us Turn This Movie Into a Giant Cult Hit for Absolutely No Good Reason”
2. Videogum Urges You to “Join the Clarion Call to Ironic Action!”
3. Show Your Love On the Movie’s IMDB Message Board
4. Run, Rosie, Run!
5. “Do I Plan On Seeing It Anytime Soon? No. Is Doing This Better Than Anything Else I Was Doing So Far Today. Most Definitely.”
6. One “Fan’s” Homemade Desktop Tribute