It's basically Chucky but with a black puppet, and way more fucked up. If anything, anything at all comes out of watching this trailer, it's that the phrase “break my dick” will become a permanent fixture in your vernacular.
Everyone loves Robin Williams! (Or do they?) The fast-talking comedian with a million impressions, has had quite the roller coaster career. That said, I disagree completely with this visualization's take on 'Jack' — the only movie to ever feature Jennifer Lopez and have real HEART.
Movie Buzz Inspired by a post by Lindsey yesterday, what is the best worst movie you've ever seen? Try to think of something really drastically bad that is also amazing, post a trailer or movie poster to the collection, and explain why you love it.
In the most diplomatic marital dispute ever, Kirk Cameron shows his range in what may very well enter the canon of Most Unintentionally Hilarious Films Ever, Fireproof. And yet, in spite of Kirk Cameron's decidedly unsexy teen idol-cum-missionary status, we still think he is The Hotness. Call us crazy, but we do. Actually, call Kirk Cameron crazy, cuz he is!
Yet another Christian Bale remix (sorry), but this time it's Jennifer Aniston getting yelled at. This is both funny and important, because if you pay money to see this movie, then you deserve what Mr. Bale is dishing out. Verbal abuse is not a joke; it is a tool to dissuade women from seeing apocryphally bad self-help films.
For Your Consideration: “The Spirit,” for worst movie of the year. Wouldn't it be great if more movie trailers were this honest? The quote from Roger Ebert is my favorite.
Movie Buzz It's not that surprising that Will Smith's new movie kind of stinks, but the ending is drawing particular ire (thanks in part to a really amusing NYT review). So what is it? (Obvious SPOILER ALERT for those who care): There is a lot about car wrecks and organ donation but apparently, Will Smith commits suicide by jellyfish, which allows Rosario Dawson and Woody Harrelson to find each other and cry. There is also something about eggplant parmesan. Now you know.
The movie, based on the award-winning play, is centered in a parish in which Father Flynn (Philip Seymour Hoffman) is accused by Sister Aloysius (Meryl Streep) of abusing a student, despite her having no evidence. The film also stars Amy Adams, making it to the Oscars what Beverly Hills Chihuahua is to the Razzies. (Although can you ever really go wrong with a George Lopez flick?)
Movie Buzz It’s like ‘jump the shark,’ only for movies. The scene in the new Indiana Jones film in which Indy survives a nuclear blast by crawling into a lead-lined fridge is so ridiculous it’s spawned a new phrase for describing when a series of movies has stretched our disbelief past the breaking point. For example, the Star Wars series nuked the fridge with the introduction of Jar Jar Binks.
Movie Buzz Funny Or Die has picked the movie at random and called together an Internet campaign to turn the 1993 flop into a cult favorite. Now we know what Buzzfeed would have looked like in 1993! And who said irony was dead?