STYLE BUZZ – This multi-colored, three-quarter sleeved buttoned-down is so hideous, it’s basically hypnotic.Although, if your upcoming Halloween costume is a middle school art teacher in 1990, you’ve found all you need — and at a steal for less than $70!

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The Best Links:

1. Buy Your Own “Jam’s World Theory Print Top”!
2. Pleasant Aesthetics Mean Nothing When This Shirt Is Involved

MOVIE BUZZ – MTV — the same network that made bisexuality the basis for a game show — is remaking the 1975 cult classic.If Chris Crocker ends up as the “sweet transvestite,” we’re totally boycotting. (Oh, who are we kidding? We’re so watching.)

The Best Links:

1. MTV Readies “Rocky Horror” Redux
2. Casting Notes: Bruce Vilanch To Woo The MTV Generation?
3. “The Time Warp”
4. Hairspray 2: Also Happening
5. New Rocky Horror To Feature New Horrible Music

CULTURE BUZZ – Kommes allegedly offered a police officer $10,000 and sexual favors to avoid a drunken driving ticket in Wisconsin; he declined.Her license plate actually spells TROUBLE. It may come as somewhat of a surprise that this wasn’t her first DUI arrest — her mug shot pose is excellent, very poised.

The Best Links:

1. Sex Doesn’t Trump a DUI
2. Her License Plate Spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E
3. At Least She Smiled Big in Her Mug Shot

MOVIE BUZZ – Rumors are flying regarding a possible big screen version of the NBC sitcom, much in thanks to the blockbuster success of Sex And The City.If we ever needed a movie about jobless attractive people who drink coffee and employ quirky intonation, that time is now.

The Best Links:

1. The Hater Imagines the “Friends” Script
2. Matt Leblanc, You Can Thank Sarah Jessica Parker for Giving You Your Career Back
3. Jen and Courtney: Making It Happen
4. The Cast Is In!

MOVIE BUZZ – M. Night Shyamalan’s newest movie is being mercilessly made fun of in reviews and on internet boards.Christopher Orr instant-classic tear-down review in The New Republic isn’t even a review — it’s a long spoiler meant to ensure a reader won’t go see the film and thereby waste time and money. The blog reaction is just as dire.

The Best Links:

1. Don’t See “The Happening,” Just Read This Instead
2. M. NIGHT-MARE: Another Stupid Flick From Shyamalan
3. Is “The Happening” Actually One Long Creationist Screed?
4. We Hate Shyamalan!
5. “A better title for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening would be Nonsense”
6. “M. Night Shyamalan Breaks Wind”
7. Bad, Bad Ratings on Rotten Tomatoes

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Just a year after winning an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress on Grey’s Anatomy, the TV-cum-movie star has publicly excused herself from this year’s possible list of nominees due to her character’s lackluster material.Naturally, her move is being attacked more than lauded, but at least this gives a better chance to the ladies of Battlestar Galactica. …Oh wait, the Academy doesn’t honor good shows.

The Best Links:

1. Heigl Verbally Bitchslaps Her Writers
2. “Just One Year After Her Astounding Emmy Win, Heigl Has Basically Given the Entire Staff of Grey’s a Giant, Nicotine-stained Middle Finger”
3. It’s Cool, Katherine Heigl’s Writers Don’t Like Her, Either
4. Katherine Heigl: Asshole Or Martyr?
5. If Katherine Were a Dude…
6. An Open Letter to Katherine Heigl From TV Squad
7. And Open Letter to Katherine Heigl From New York Magazine

CELEBRITY BUZZ – Rumors quickly swirled about Mariah Carey’s engagement to actor Nick Cannon, but apparently they’ve since been married at her home in the Bahamas.Twelve years Carey’s junior, Nick is excited to be gaining both a wife and — perhaps in enough time — a MILF.

The Best Links:

1. Mariah And Nick Cannon’s Whirwind Romance
2. Wedding Rumors Confirmed By …Nick’s Mom
3. Mimi’s Ring: “58 Intense Pink Diamonds and 2 Half-Moon Diamonds” [All Class]
4. “These Two Kids Have Nothing But 800 Million Dollars and a Heart Filled With Love”
5. For Our Readers Who Don’t Watch Nickelodeon, Here’s the Scoop On Nick Cannon