Spoiler alert: It’s not.
Spoiler alert: It’s not.
I’ve made a huge mistake. Just because the credits roll, doesn’t mean the story ends.
Ladies, please remember that you don’t have to marry the first penis you meet. Calling out pop culture for promoting unrealistic relationship expectations.
Oh…oh dear. Proof positive that the best of intentions can go horribly wrong.
For Science! Ah, the carefree days of early nuclear testing, before we realized how incredibly dangerous it was in the long term.
Being given away by an Ohio bank. “My banker is my anchor?”
From now until Friday, people are actually going online to “skip” a stone across a pond via “Skippy” the robot (pictured).
This was a terrible idea.
Well, someone hates the environment. What possible reason could exist for this?
I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, “Sometimes horrific things just fall out of your mouth before you can muster up the strength to stop them.” That’s just the worst, man, for real.
Look, we all have screwed-up priorities sometimes — tell us you haven’t at least once skipped class or work so you could, say, watch an all-day Frasier marathon. But as we like to point out, some people seem to be training to win the gold in the screwed up priorities Olympics.
Well, you know the saying, you live by the sword, you die by the sword, you save your mother’s life by the sword, you stab the child porn out of your computer by the sword. Swords are versatile, I guess is the point.
Way to ruin science fiction, science! Turns out fictional man’s hubris once again leads to fictional man’s downfall.
Think twice if you want to have a photo permanently inked onto your body. And make sure your artist is actually an artist.
Shocking news, just shocking. Something Kim Kardashian is involved with is completely full of crap and nothing but a massive cash grab regardless of the consequences.
You aren’t being careful on the ice! Sure it’s been unseasonably warm but that’s no reason to get cocky with Mother Nature. In fact, it’s the opposite of that.
This can only end in tears and hypertension. Ben Heck invents something man never needed but now has no choice but to be in awe of.
Vajazzling is over, folks. The next thing in hooha decor is a bright fluffy patch of dead Muppet. (NSFW-ish?)
Well, that can’t all be winners. But at what point does product development think the “stalker” market is under-represented?
New research shows that when we eat we’re consuming more than just vitamins and protein. Our bodies are absorbing information, or microRNA.
Someone start filling out the Darwin Award application. Watch Video ›
That’s not edible! From entire cutlery sets to massive hairballs, doctors have discovered some awfully bizarre items in the bellies of their patients.
I’d smile too if dinner just wandered up next to me. Photographer Doug Perrine showed a serious lack of self-preservation by posing with this elusive animal that is known to hunt polar bears.
Mountain Dew, Fanta Orange, and in some flavors of Powerade and Gatorade are just concerned for fire safety? Brominated vegetable oil is patented as a flame retardant and it’s banned in food all over Europe and Japan, but it’s on the ingredient list of about 10 percent of sodas in the U.S.
Because the world doesn’t need major motion pictures based on children’s board games. Don’t think of it as bribery; think of it as charity.
Wait, shhh, listen. You hear that? It’s the sound of society caving in on itself.
Oh no, Dad had died of embarrassment! Kids, don’t believe everything you see on TV.
Someone’s getting a long talk about subtext. Meanwhile, maybe Chris Hansen can leverage this to his advantage?