CELEBRITY BUZZ: Amy Winehouse allegedly continues a career of acting out troubling emotions by headbutting some guy at a bar in London. The scrap happened on Wednesday, but it took Scotland Yard detectives a few days to put together the clues. Previously: When Will Amy Winehouse Die?, Amy Winehouse Smokes The Crack, Bad Teeth.

The Best Links:

1. Amy Winehouse? Arrested for Assault?? Wonders Never Cease, Ever
2. Main Question: Who’s the Dude She Headbutted?
3. Kudos to Her for Heading to Scotland Yard Wearing Ballet Pumps
4. Winehouse Gets a Date with Da Police

CULTURE BUZZ: We love the ’80s, if only for this timeless New York City cable access series that speaks volumes about that magical era when American culture was, apparently, devoid of all irony. If only we could find a time machine, we’d finally have a place to perform that jazz-tap interpretation of the theme from Beverly Hills Cop.

The Best Links:

1. The Low-Rent Appeal of “Stairway to Stardom”
2. The Top 10 Best 1980s Cable Access Moments Ever
3. Producer Michelle Sharpe Has Amassed the Ultimate “Stairway” Collection
4. Precious Taft: Melodramatic Actress Or New Benjamin Moore Primer?
5. Don Costello: Mentally Ill Or Secret Genius?
6. Gloria Huddle: Singer/Actress/Near-Corpse
7. Cheryl Klein: This Comedienne’s Secret Weapon? Cocaine.
8. American Idol’s Ugly Siblings
9. Former ‘Stairway to Stardom’ Starlet Dancer Photographed at Found Footage Festival
10. What Better Way to Start a Blog Than With “Hairdresser”?