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Culture Buzz This is beyond absurd. Check out this ad a gym in Dubai is using to entice new customers to join their gym. I'm speechless.
Yakov Smirnoff has still got it, and by “it” I mean sucking at comedy. This is painful.
Style Buzz But how will women control their men if not through strategic lingerie placement? Featuring Brazilian supermodel Gisele, the ads say women should give their husbands hope by couching “bad news” with sexy outfits. Because women are objects, right guys?
Business Buzz Translated, the ads say something like: “I love everything new, delicious, and round!” Very clever. (via copyranter.blogspot.com)
This is a real commercial, and a real sale, for a real menswear store. Not fake.
Chile's Minister of the National Women's Service is pushing a campaign with the tagline “Faggot is he who beats a woman”. This is almost as clever as the Wake Up To Rape campaign. I want t-shirts.
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My guess is they don't have many vegetarians in Mooresville, North Carolina.
To be honest, it might actually be more fun climbing down the fire escape than it would be going to Wyoming.
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Use Smurf toilet paper while sitting on your SpongeBob toilet seat. Save the Obama dildo for later.
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Have you ever noticed that women are the only gender that eats yogurt in ads? Also, your feet are haunted.
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This almost makes us not want to go to a strip club. Almost. Free buffet!!
Culture Buzz Because nothing says “I care about landmines” better than graphically re-creating a grievous injury every time you want to enjoy some fries.
Some Thanksgiving survival advice courtesy of the 1936 Camel company. For digestion's sake!
This is ostensibly an ad, but much more importantly it features a man firing multiple bananas from his nostril. The jingle's fairly catchy, too.
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A job listing from the Georgetown student employment office that prepares one lucky student for working with many future douchebags. Unrelated: I am looking for a part-time personal assistant who is good at making sandwiches and quick with puns. Pay is $1 an hour, for up to 3 hours per week.
Use our image tool to make your own Via — er, Giavra — advertisement. Sez Jonah: “The product is so good but the ads are so bad. Would be great to fix it.”
Culture Buzz Sometimes the Internet messes up. Here are 23 ads that don't really fit with the article next to it.
Microsoft's Bing Jingle contest winner is the most gets-into-your-head-and-won't-leave advertising song since Toyota's “Saved By Zero” campaign. If you easily get songs stuck in your head, I don't recommend clicking through to watch this.
We'll never know why Microsoft decided to pull this ad for Internet Explorer 8. But we will get to see a guy that looks kinda like Will Forte slip in vomit.
Facebook and Spotify put together these lists of the most popular…
At a town hall style meeting in Portland, Maine today a woman…
