The Long And Sad History Of Billy Ray Cyrus’ Hair
Is it too late to fix this hairy (lol) situation?
Is it too late to fix this hairy (lol) situation?
Yes, that costume is kind of creepy.
Re-think some of these friendships people.
NOM, NOM, NOM.
This may have been a bad decision.
We found the worst video. This is it. This music video filmed at Spartan High School is the worst thing on YouTube.
Apparently, you can mash up “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together” with almost any song.
Hey Kourtney, is your hair running? Well then you better go catch it! (Make that 5 bad jokes).
Even if it is a joke, it’s a very very very bad joke.
The dashing Prince has gotten himself into quite a few scandalous situations.
It’s not the show we all remember. I mean, it is that show, just not half as good.
You’ll never hear this the same way. Sorry about that.
Sudafed’s been hard to come by recently, ever since the government figured out that people were making meth out of it. So if you have allergies this season and you can’t find any Sudafed, but you can find a bag of meth, here’s some instructions on how to synthesize your own pseudoephedrine (the active ingredient in Sudafed) out of good ol’ crystal meth. I really shouldn’t have to say this, but don’t try this at home. (via twentytwowords.com).
Ouch. Lana Del Rey, formerly Lizzie Grant, recently released her much-hyped debut album, “Born to Die.” The reactions are what you could charitably call “mixed.” Here are the nastiest quotes from the nastiest reviews.
I think it’s safe to say that this is something best left for the professionals. (via forums.somethingawful.com)
Check out the dog’s feet. Here’s a picture of Beth Ostrosky-Stern and a rescue dog, photographed and Photoshopped by Howard Stern himself, from their North Shore Animal League charitable calendar. Not saying I could do better, but then again I didn’t release a calendar.
The new tell-all from Joe McGinniss—The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin—isn’t even out yet, but the skeeziest bits are already oozing into the media septic tank. Here are the tabloidiest allegations leveled at Sarah and Todd Palin from The National Enquirer’s report on the book. View List ›
The saddest examples from a site with the delightfully pissy credo, “Just because you own a camera, you are not a photographer.” They comb “professional” photography sites and excoriate the most egregious examples of “fauxtography” (Pro Tip: We industry types call that a “trawl and troll”). A Photoshop is a terrible thing to waste. (via youarenotaphotographer.com) View List ›
To be absolutely clear, she had nothing to do with this. It was forwarded to her, and she wisely appears to have let it die in her inbox. Unfortunately for political reporters, this awful (AWFUL) joke was the most interesting thing to come out of the e-mail dump from Alaska. View List ›
A collaboration with his protege, Hot Rod, cleverly/subtly/allegorically/poetically titled “Osama bin Laden is Dead.” It’s got a sick beat for dancing away your humanity. Just wait for the awesome Charlie Sheen break down. Trust me, you’ll be humming this as it drives you to stick your head in the oven. Watch Video ›
The best of resume attention seekers with the worst singing and video editing. More reasons why Southern conservative business school graduates shouldn’t do karaoke rap. Watch Video ›
How does your state fare in environmentalism and public health? Where does your state suck? Take a look at these infographics to pat yourself on the back and then cry. View List ›
Another awesome street flier. Street fliers are the new Amazon reviews. View Image ›
James Franco recently posted this audio clip on Twitter of him singing Cher’s “You Haven’t Seen The Last of Me.” It’s a song from “Burlesque,” and he murders it stone dead. Thank God he discovered Twitter. They should fire Anne Hathaway and have James Franco host the Oscars with Twitter, because they make quite a team. View List ›
The worst digital dos in gaming history. Mario wisely opted for a hat. View Image ›
A 911 call in which a 4-year-old Florida boy wants Santa to punish his father with basement boulders. The police did a follow up and there was nothing amiss at the boy’s home, aside from the really weird stories his parents were telling him about Santa’s geology-based superpowers. Watch Video ›
Depending on your opinion of Pink Floyd, this cover of “Comfortably Numb” is either the most wonderful or most horrifying thing you’ve ever heard. Watch Video ›
Guy Fieri, celebrity chef, has a knack for terrible wordplay. Here are some of his actual recipes. View List ›
A site cataloging egregious parking dickheadedness. Think of it as a sex offender registry, only slightly more infuriating. View List ›
Summer is officially over. That’s right, no more summer dresses, loose t-shirts, or EVEN jorts! Does this mean we have another season of UGG’s to look forward to?!? Look at your life, look at your choices. View List ›