All these “modern technologies” and “progressive social norms” are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.
Bacon rules. But sometimes, there really can be too much of a good thing.
AKA the best thing to happen to tacos. Ever.
You know those instant fireplace DVDs? Forget about them. Bacon is better.
“Unless you’re on this show and I say you’re an Epic Chef, you ain’t. You’re just a broke-ass bitch.”
It’s a scarf. Need uncannily accurate bacon neckwear? Natalie Luder has you covered.
How to spend that agonizing half hour before the pizza arrives? Do things that will make it even more delicious.
Hard to tell.
Are you ready to experience the essence of pure flavor? (via jetblueberry.imgur.com)
Let’s (try to) be positive, people!
The world is running out of pork and bacon, according to the Britain’s National Pig Association. The signs were always there.
I’m not telling you to start panicking. BUT THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
Complete with bongo drums.
Celebs on the VMA red carpet answer a very difficult question: bacon or Nutella? Thoughts?
He’s a regular Ron Swanson!
I’m pretty much over the glorification of “manly” food. All genders need to just agree that everything tastes better in cupcake or muffin form.
Why should you listen to this song? Because bacon, that’s why.
Take everything you ever knew about bacon and eat it (who would throw away bacon?) Then read this post.
NOW. Burger King is unleashing their summer menu on our unsuspecting arteries, and I couldn’t be happier.
This strange music video from Rhett & Link shows that there is no problem that can’t be solved by rubbing bacon on it. Featuring cameos from Mr. Timn, Harley from Epic Meal Time, and a Bacon Loving Robot.
Ok, technically just *holding* the bacon. For those of you into those kind of things. (via https:)
At this point, there’s been many ridiculous bacon infusions: bacon vodka, bacon chapstick, bacon lube, baconaise, and so on. Now, the people who brought us bacon salt have truly outdone themselves with a BACON COFFIN available for purchase.
Wait, what? Oh yeah, it’s the end of March.
As if they haven’t already put a damper on society with the bacon milkshake, now the fast food chain’s latest ad wants customers to wed its hickory-smoked BLT cheeseburgers. And that’s not the only thing they’re suggesting you do with menu items. (Wait for it.)
Jack In The Box knows what we want. Don’t even pretend like you think this is gross. No one believes you.
I think this little lady likes bacon.
Epic Meal Time is back with their Christmas special: a bacon and fast food Christmas tree. Because you know it ain’t an epic Christmas until you’re wrapping Christmas trees in grease. (via viralviralvideos.com)
Magical bacon and egg manna from Heaven. Drop everything you’re doing and begin constructing the most delectable bite-sized high cholesterol cupcake ever.