How To Properly Seduce A Man With Bacon
It’s all about the bacon.
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105-Year-Old Woman Says Bacon Is The Reason She’s Lived So Long
Well, if any food could make you immortal it’d probably be bacon.
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Which Trendy Food Stuck Around The Longest?
Cupcakes are allegedly over. A look at which food trends had more staying power.
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Why Bacon Is The Most Important Food That Has Ever Existed
Bacon isn’t the Chuck Norris of food: Chuck Norris is the bacon of people.
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18 MEAT Ads
SO MUCH RED. Ads from 1940s-50s, via the American Meat Institute.
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The Most Delicious Tear-Off Flyer Ever
Or, the most disgusting. Yum. Eww. YUM. EWW.
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Your Guide To Every April Fools’ Day Prank On The Internet
It’s the first of April and NOTHING is safe. Here’s a guide to help you figure what is real and what is pure hogwash. Together, we can get through this.
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Blind Dog And His “Seeing-Eye Dog” Looking For A Forever Home
Meet Chico and Jack, two Australian Cattle Dog mixes who are looking for love — as long as they can stay together. Everyone needs someone.
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15 Bizarre And Awesome Bacon Paintings
Bacon? Check. My Little Ponies? Check. Dentures? Present.
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The World’s Most Expensive BLT Costs $237 And Is Covered In Edible Gold Dust
Yes please.
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22 Things Renaissance Faires Do Better Than The Real World
All these “modern technologies” and “progressive social norms” are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.
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Takin’ Bacon Too Far
Bacon rules. But sometimes, there really can be too much of a good thing.
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The Bacon Taco Shell
AKA the best thing to happen to tacos. Ever.
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Kevin Bacon Made From Bacon
Clever!
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A Virtual Fireplace Made Out Of Bacon
You know those instant fireplace DVDs? Forget about them. Bacon is better.
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The Completely Insane Cooking Show You Need To See
“Unless you’re on this show and I say you’re an Epic Chef, you ain’t. You’re just a broke-ass bitch.”
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This Isn’t Bacon
It’s a scarf. Need uncannily accurate bacon neckwear? Natalie Luder has you covered.
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7 Great Ways To Upgrade Delivery Pizza
How to spend that agonizing half hour before the pizza arrives? Do things that will make it even more delicious.
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This Sixth-Grader May Or May Not Love Bacon
Hard to tell.
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11 Ways To Cook Bacon That Will Probably Kill You
Are you ready to experience the essence of pure flavor? (via jetblueberry.imgur.com)
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40 Reasons Why You Can Be Happy About The Bacon Shortage
Let’s (try to) be positive, people!
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20 Reasons We Shouldn’t Be Surprised By The Global Bacon Shortage
The world is running out of pork and bacon, according to the Britain’s National Pig Association. The signs were always there.
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National Pig Association Says Bacon Shortage "Unavoidable"
I’m not telling you to start panicking. BUT THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
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Nick Offerman Performs Slam Poetry About Bacon
Complete with bongo drums.
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Bacon Or Nutella?
Celebs on the VMA red carpet answer a very difficult question: bacon or Nutella? Thoughts?
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Chris Pine’s iPhone Case Reveals His Love Of Bacon
He’s a regular Ron Swanson!
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18 Emasculated Versions Of "Manly" Foods
I’m pretty much over the glorification of “manly” food. All genders need to just agree that everything tastes better in cupcake or muffin form.
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The Best Song About Bacon You’ll Hear This Week
Why should you listen to this song? Because bacon, that’s why.
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18 Life Changing Ways To Have Bacon
Take everything you ever knew about bacon and eat it (who would throw away bacon?) Then read this post.
