Culture Buzz What on Earth did I just read? It's like Dark Horse took Conan the Barbarian and mashed it together with The Last Airbender and Batman. This is my kind of insanity.
Celebrity Buzz Here's her dramatic new TV spot for baby seals. Gold stars to anyone who cries.
While travelling through Antarctica, Charlie Bird made some new friends. (via thedailywh.at)
Culture Buzz They're basically kittens that live in the ocean. Why was this not brought to my attention sooner?
Seal pup = best wake up call. [Ed Note: They named him Andre. And Newport Beach Animal Control eventually showed up to get him on his way back to the water. Seals don't belong on roofs.]
This is a visual representation of the only joke I know. Also, how awesome would it be if you dipped the seals in blacklight paint? Only for a short time, obviously, so that they don't die. The joke is less funny if they're dead.