CULTURE BUZZ – Here are some baby gifts, accessories, and costumes that will most likely make you shudder.Babies - they’re creepy enough as it is! Some of these baby accessories might actually help your baby cross over into “adorable” territory.

The Best Links:

1. 20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants
2. My Favorite Is the Baby Mop…Or Maybe the Metallica Lullabyes

POLITICS BUZZ – The babies who love ‘Bama!Aren’t they cute? And so political! There’s an endless sea of baby Obama voters out there.

The Best Links:

1. Obama! Obama! Obamaaaa!
2. Kiss Kiss Bama!
3. Obamamamama. O-Bama!
4. Obama in My Tummy!!
5. “Who You Votin’ For?” “Bama!”
6. Clinton or Obama? “Bama!”
7. Bawack ‘Bama?
8. Rock Obama!

STYLE BUZZ – A new line of novelty baby shoes cleverly named Heelarious has created a high-heeled shoe for infants.The collapsible shoes are intended for baby girls who have not yet learned to walk, but still want to wear ‘fabulous’ footwear. Eww. I much prefer the trend of making adorable baby stuff into adult sizes; someone is obviously missing the point about the whole thing that makes babies cute (hint: it’s that they are tiny and innocent and don’t dress slutty).

The Best Links:

1. “Baby’s First Stilettos “
2. “High Heels for Babies: So You Can Make Fun of Your Little One “
3. Heelarious® ~ her first high heels (Official Site)
4. Take That Baby From Messy to SEXY!
5. “Baby Whores”
6. “When Babies Need Their Own High Heels”
7. Heelarious Baby’s First High Heels, Heelarious, WTF?!
8. “For Well-heeled Fashionable Tots “
9. HeelariousHigh Heels

CULTURE BUZZ – Creepy slow-downed video of a baby laughing.Baby gets crunk! This made me LOL uncontrollably for no discernable reason.

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CULTURE BUZZ – A simple, two-minute test that detects alcohol in breast milk so new moms can monitor the safety of their alcohol levels.Drunk babies are so annoying, with all their puking and slurred speech and whatnot. Now you can take the booze out of the baby, but you don’t have to take the booze out of the mom.

The Best Links:

1. For Moms Who Wanna PARTY!!!!!
2. Milkscreen Moms - Official Site
3. How Much Alcohol Can I Have While Breast-feeding?
4. Are You a Terrible Mother? Be a Little Less Terrible with Milkscreen

CULTURE BUZZ – It’s not Halloween, but I’ve been noticing an odd trend of babies dressing up like food and/or edible crustaceans.Finally, my maternal instincts have kicked in. Here are some other disconcerting baby trends: baby toupees, baby bling, babies with mohawks.

The Best Links:

1. YouTube - Martha Stewart Creepy and Weird Baby Costumes
2. Ten Weird Outfits for Babies
3. YouTube - Baby Animal Halloween Costumes (A Slideshow)
4. “Fruit of the Womb” Watermelon Costume
5. Baby Dressed Like a Peanut (Except…It Doesn’t Really Look Like a Peanut)
6. Baby Moneybags! (This One’s Just Kinda Funny, But Not Necessarily Food-Related)

CULTURE BUZZ – A site that posts photoshopped photos where the heads of dads with their kids are switched around.This is like Ann Geddes on crack! Be sure to cue up “You Think You’re a Man” by the Vaselines while perusing this site.

The Best Links:

1. ManBabies.com - DAD?
2. Some of Our Favorite Pics
3. Share Your Favorite Creepy Random Website

CULTURE BUZZ – A family-owned nightclub in San Francisco called Power Exchange is a legal sexual play space open to men, women, heteros and gays.It’s like Chuck E. Cheese, except with a dungeon room instead of a ball pit. However, if you have to be 18 just to enter the website, it can probably be assumed that kids aren’t allowed.

The Best Links:

1. Sex Club for Families Kind of a Refreshing Idea
2. Reporter Visits Power Exchange, the First Legal Sex Club
3. There’s a Sex Maze, a Dungeon, and even a Food Buffet
4. Finally, a Place to Take the Fam instead of Fisherman’s Wharf
5. Welcome to San Francisco’s Power Exchange Adult Sex Club, The Official Site
6. Watch CurrentTV’s Report on Power Exchange
7. Reviews on Yelp: “It looks fun.”
8. YouTube - Watch Videos about the Power Exchange

SCIENCE BUZZ – A trans-gendered male with a female reproductive system has become pregnant.He’s having a lot of trouble finding adequate medical care. And Arnold Schwarzenegger made it look so easy in Junior.

The Best Links:

1. First Photos of the Baby Appear!!
2. The Pregnant Man Gave Birth!!!
3. ‘Pregnant’ Man Shows Oprah His Ultrasound
4. Meet Thomas Beatie. He’s Pregnant
5. He’s Really a Woman…So Chill!
6. Pregnant Man Oprah Interview
7. People Magazine Pregnant Man Pictures Reveal Thomas Beatie Used To Be A Hot Chick
8. Pregnant Man Penis Grown From Clitoris (Oprah Video)
9. Oprah Interviews Pregnant Man
10. “Pregnant Man Thomas Beatie To Give Press Conference On April Fool’s Day, Fools”
11. Thomas Beatie’s Neighbor’s Say “Pregnant Man” Is Totally Punking Us
12. Labor of Love : “Is Society Ready For This Pregnant Husband?”
13. “The Brave New World Of Gender Nonconformity: Pregnant Men”
14. “He’s Having a Baby”
15. Pregnant Man
16. The Story Of The Pregnant Man
17. The Gay Shrink Weighs In On Thomas Beatie, The Pregnant Man
18. Remember That Movie Were Arnie Was Preggers?

CULTURE BUZZ – It was once said that choosing an “offbeat” name for your child would result for them in a life of failure and rejection, although recent statistics imply the opposite.Somewhere in Los Angeles, Jason Lee, Penn Gilette, and Rachel Griffiths are all celebrating, knowing now that their kids - Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefighter, and Banjo Patrick, respectively - are that much more likely to be rich and spoiled but successful.

The Best Links:

1. A Boy Named Sue, and a Theory of Names (Just Name Your Kid Leslie)
2. If I Name My Daughter C.E.O, Will She Become One?
3. What Do Parents Look For In A Name? Strength, Individuality and Individuality
4. Dodai, Jezebel Editor, Sings The Baby Naming Blues
5. The Big Baby Name Survey
6. Do Not Name Your Kid After Sugartit, Kentucky
7. Bad Baby Name Might Not Be So Bad After All
8. Buy The Book, Learn The Worst Names Ever
9. Mommy’s Got Namer’s Remorse