Of ten different animal sneezes, which has the cutest sneeze? Place your vote in the comments!

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That's one big-ass diaper.

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Halloween + Babies = Awesomeness. I mean, it's simple mathmatics, really.

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He's all, OMG, WTF!? I don't know. I don't fucking know how to make baby jokes. Just look at the picture. The baby is surprised.

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Some eat it, some plant it, and some turn their post-birth placenta into a cuddly teddy bear. We weren't planning on making babies anytime soon, but consider us open to possibilities.

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They are Cute and LOL

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The paste kid will probably grow up with some sort of weird identity issues because of this.

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After a one night stand, this woman became pregnant and had a baby. The father is a mystery, so she has made this video and a website to get the message out and find the father. Fake or real, I have no idea. ( Via .)

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CULTURE BUZZ: Grizzly old Roger Stephens, 61, went up and slapped a stranger's crying 2-year old four or five times to “shut her up.” Look at that scowl! But geez, Grandpa, you can't just can't do that stuff anymore.

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1. Man slaps stranger’s crying kid
2. Busted For Slapping Stranger’s Crying Child
3. The slap heard around the newsroom and beyond
4. Police Report

This baby is going to grow up into the biggest dork ever.

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Today's condom ad comes to you courtesy of Durex and comparative shopping. Does this still hold if you get laid more than 200 times?

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Hundreds ( hundreds! ) of infants were dropped from the roof of a mosque in western India in the belief that the fall ensure them health and prosperity. No babies were harmed in the making of this video, just emotionally stunted for life.

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I kind of want a baby now. So I can dress it like it's a character from a video game until it's old enough to be put to work, or whatever it is one does with babies when they stop being cute.

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1. We’re having a baby to justify this Link costume
2. Legend of Zelda Baby Outfit
3. Mii Mittens!!!
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The miracle of birth never looked so damn …odd as in this video, in which one gal's smiling preggo tummy (in its 33rd week, if I know my Spanish) is the subject of a belly dance that promises to either give you a bad case of Baby Fever or send you running for a chastity belt. More impressive, bizarre, and “sexy” pregnant dance numbers at Urlesque .

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This video starts strange, but then about halfway through takes a hard left turn into nightmare territory. ( via )

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Here I am working my ass off trying to deliver people the best that the internet has to offer, and all these baby animals are at home sleeping. Adorable, lazy bastards.

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For those of you whose parents told them this is where babies come from…

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Baby Billy Joel falls asleep at the wheel, proving to the world (finally!) that babies just can't drive.

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In case you know of a baby who needs dressing in wildlife attire. I'll be baby-snatching on the corner for the rest of the afternoon, see you later.

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In case you were wondering.

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