Politics Buzz The babies who love 'Bama! Aren't they cute? And so political! There's an endless sea of baby Obama voters out there.
Style Buzz A new line of novelty baby shoes cleverly named Heelarious has created a high-heeled shoe for infants. The collapsible shoes are intended for baby girls who have not yet learned to walk, but still want to wear 'fabulous' footwear. Eww. I much prefer the trend of making adorable baby stuff into adult sizes; someone is obviously missing the point about the whole thing that makes babies cute (hint: it's that they are tiny and innocent and don't dress slutty).
Culture Buzz A simple, two-minute test that detects alcohol in breast milk so new moms can monitor the safety of their alcohol levels. Drunk babies are so annoying, with all their puking and slurred speech and whatnot. Now you can take the booze out of the baby, but you don't have to take the booze out of the mom.
Culture Buzz It's not Halloween, but I've been noticing an odd trend of babies dressing up like food and/or edible crustaceans. Finally, my maternal instincts have kicked in. Here are some other disconcerting baby trends: baby toupees, baby bling, babies with mohawks.
Culture Buzz A site that posts photoshopped photos where the heads of dads with their kids are switched around. This is like Ann Geddes on crack! Be sure to cue up "You Think You're a Man" by the Vaselines while perusing this site.
Culture Buzz A family-owned nightclub in San Francisco called Power Exchange is a legal sexual play space open to men, women, heteros and gays. It's like Chuck E. Cheese, except with a dungeon room instead of a ball pit. However, if you have to be 18 just to enter the website, it can probably be assumed that kids aren't allowed.
Science Buzz A trans-gendered male with a female reproductive system has become pregnant. He's having a lot of trouble finding adequate medical care. And Arnold Schwarzenegger made it look so easy in Junior.
Culture Buzz It was once said that choosing an "offbeat" name for your child would result for them in a life of failure and rejection, although recent statistics imply the opposite. Somewhere in Los Angeles, Jason Lee, Penn Gilette, and Rachel Griffiths are all celebrating, knowing now that their kids - Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefighter, and Banjo Patrick, respectively - are that much more likely to be rich and spoiled but successful.
Movie Buzz New documentary explores the dynamics of the changing childbirth industry. Co-producer Ricki Lake endures on-screen home birth without the support of a studio audience chanting, "Go Ricki! Go Ricki!" - a feat unto itself.
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