The best things in life are often imported.
*sweats profusely* Hi.
Baby, you’re like the most popular book in the library. Everyone is checking you out.
But you can call him Delpo. Or anything, really. Just call him.
Kelly Kapowski, Winnie Cooper, and Topanga weren’t the only TV characters we fell hard for in the ’90s.
Trashy or classy? She’s got the whole “American Apparel” look going on and yet, she still manages to look like a total fox.
If you’re like me, you know absolutely nothing about either team that’s playing in the Super Bowl this year, but you’re going to watch anyway. With that in mind, here are all the men you should plan on staring at come Sunday because they are fine as hell.
Ryan Gosling, Jude Law, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Matt Damon, Usher: a handful of these guys can still be classified as heartthrobs. Others, such as Carson Daly, Fred Durst, Sisqo, Brendan Fraser, and the like… perhaps not so much.
I posted this as a small Gif a while ago, but here’s the original video version for your viewing pleasure. Watch Video ›
Supposedly Dan Balan’s ‘Chica Bomb’ is playing. I call bullshit. Watch Video ›
I think her crotch is out of tune. Yikes. Watch Video ›
Why are these apes in a shopping cart yelling “poh” over and over again? Is this some sort of new mating ritual? Watch Video ›
A wonderfully tone-deaf ad from Spirit Airlines reminding viewers that beaches in San Juan have oiled-up babes on them rather than the oil-ridden pelicans in the Gulf. These are the same guys who brought you the Muff-Diving ad campaign a little while back, so they know what they’re up to. View Image ›
All of a sudden I am huge long cat and Hello Kitty fan. 0_o View Image ›
What? You didn’t know Batman ran a third-party dark-horse (sorry) campaign for the mayorship of Gotham? Sadly, the campaign was undone when this photo of his press secretary was discovered. View Image ›
French TV show Fort Boyard invented the first ever climbing event that appears to be exclusively devoted to highlighting cleavage. Watch Video ›
Why not? A choice selection of ladies in space suits. Some are real astronauts, others are actors - but they all show that really sexy people can still be sexy in an ugly orange suit. View List ›
A little bit of PhotoShop magic turns plain Jane Alyssa Milano into an angel descended directly from heaven to grace Jersey Shore with her fake tan and pouty lips. View Media ›
The smile says it all. View Image ›
Click to see the hottest new trend in contemporary cosmetics. View Image ›
In the spirit of messed up mother/daughter relationships, check out Janet and Jane Cunliffe. Janet underwent £10,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like her daughter, Jane, and the two frequently get mistaken for sisters when they go out clubbing together. My sincerest sympathies go out to Jane’s father.
Running fully tented afterward will probably be pretty awkward though… View Image ›
Tons of babes in red Bay Watch swimsuits, a majestic white horse, and a crew of Hasselhoff wanna-be’s get their groove on to crappy dance remix. Watch Video ›
Conservative watchdog groups are giving Fox News flack for their gratuitously hot anchorwomen and their short skirts. Read More ›