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Turns out, James Bond is kind of an asshole. But at least he knows judo. (via twitter.com)
Culture Buzz I think the lesson here, ladies, is don't date assholes. (via reddit.com)
These people are way more irritating than those subway party kids could ever hope to be. (via animalnewyork.com)
Politics Buzz Though Michele Bachmann has a special talent for saying insanely idiotic things, she faces stiff competition in this field. Here are a few choice words from each of the participants in Monday's debate.
The GOP, in an about-face from their effort to distance themselves from accusations of racism, decides to run the most racist campaign ad ever produced. More info about “Give Us Your Cash, Bitch” here.
Michael Heick, of Buffalo, New York, is feuding with the Mosque next door to him. He explains his lawn sign as follows: “The place is too close. I don't care what people think. It doesn't matter what people think.” (From, via)
Watch as this douchebag criminal makes his victim suck down some suds in an effort to get the combination to a safe that apparently didn't exist.
“We believe strongly this is something God has called us to do.” [Ed. note: Ladies and gentlemen - Meet The Reverend Terry Jones. He is head of the Dove Outreach World Church in Gainesville, Florida, and he is one of the world's experts in awful ideas.]
The crowd at an anti-Muslim/anti-Ground Zero Mosque rally turned on a black man wandering through the crowd because he looked Muslim.
A Buffalo man was caught with a live cat marinating in oil and herbs in the back of his car. The cat has since been adopted by a pair of non-lunatics who have promised not to eat him. But the real story here is the fantastic reaction from his friend at about 30 seconds in.
Culture Buzz Unicorns aren't the majestic creatures we think they are. They're unpleasant, self-important jerks. C.W. Moss has documented this phenomenon. (Via Bite Daily)
A bunch of worthless thugs harass people late at night in Boston. One of the people has a big ol' baseball bat. (Via.)
Somebody didn't get their diaper changed this morning. [Ed. note: We like to fairly represent both sides of the debate here at BuzzFeed. Here's a reaction from someone who was upset about the ruling. Seriously, y'all. Think of the children.]
The person behind this eBay account never pays for their stuff! If only there were some way of knowing beforehand.
Florida Congressional candidate Dan Fanelli is standing by this ad in favor of racial profiling. [Ed. note: Which one of these guys looks like a bigoted jackass?] (Via:The Internet Today.)
Sports Buzz Andy Sutton, today's douchebag of the day, reacts to this hit. His logic is flawless. Wait, what? [Ed Note: First ever hockey player to employ the Kantian defense for poor sportsmanship.]
Inevitably, Hitler weighs in on Constantin studios' removal of all of the wonderful Downfall parodies from YouTube. To carry this metaphor a bit further, it shouldn't be too long before lawyers for the entertainment industry find themselves holed up in a bunker with nothing but a revolver and their shattered dreams for company. (Fingers crossed.) Via @rcbth.
Because nothing says, “I'm a Christian” like yelling abuse at the sick. [Ed Note: Not to state the blindingly obvious here, but Teabaggers make the Baby Jesus cry. :( ]
ABC Nightline covers the anti-gay bill in Uganda and asks the question, “does this seem Christian.” Apparently, yes, to the pastor interviewed.
As in the real deal, Jacob will make you give him the side-eye. The…
Kevin Smith has a new reality series on AMC called “Comic Book Men.”…
