Andressa Soares, aka “Watermelon Woman,” is a Brazilian tabloid fixture solely because of her booty, which measures 46 inches all the way around. Thanks, Brazil, but you can keep her. We're already set with our very own famous, talentless giant ass .

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It's not every day with Rachel Ray that you see the esteemed “chef” grabbing some rock star's ass. But that's just what she did earlier this week at her SXSW preview party in New York. Then she tried to steal Semi Precious Weapons frontman Justin Tranter's boots.

The Best Links:

1. Rachel Ray Gets Dry-Humped, Grabs Some Ass At SXSW Preview Party
2. Boot-y Call
3. Confirmed! Rachael Ray’s SXSW Party Gets the Hold Steady, the Thermals, New York Dolls

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MUSIC BUZZ: A chart which displays the body parts we sing about per genre. Not surprisingly, hip-hop’s leader is “ass”, which is in 23.6% of sampled songs. Gospel and Hip-Hop both sing about “knees” 3% of the time, while everyone else seems to love “eyes” and “hands”.

The Best Links:

1. Fleshmap: Studies In Desire
2. Crowdsourcing Sex
3. An Inquiry Into Human Desire
4. Everything Is Interactive
5. Body Parts and Music
6. Lots of booty in hip-hop

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