BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "ass" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:52:24 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) 44 Photos Of The Half-Naked Desigual Sale http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/44-photos-of-the-half-naked-desigual-sale Shameless publicity stunt? Yes. Did it absolutely work? Also yes. Desigual clothing stores across Europe held an “Arrive Half-Naked, Leave Fully Dressed” sale this week, in which mostly-nude bargain hunters received steep discounts. Here are shots of attractive people in their underwear from Lyon, Sevilla and Prague.

People in their underwear try clothes at a Desigual fashion store during the "Arrive Half-Naked, Leave Fully Dressed" offer on January 7, 2012 in Lyon, France. Retailers are offering deep discounts in their post-Christmas sales to try to get cash-strapped shoppers to open their wallets as a sharp economic downturn drags painfully on.

(Reuters / ROBERT PRATTA)

Lyon, France

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Lyon, France

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Lyon, France

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/44-photos-of-the-half-naked-desigual-sale Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:41:55 -0500 <b>Shameless publicity stunt? Yes. Did it absolutely work? Also yes.</b> Desigual clothing stores across Europe held an "Arrive Half-Naked, Leave Fully Dressed" sale this week, in which mostly-nude bargain hunters received steep discounts. Here are shots of attractive people in their underwear from Lyon, Sevilla and Prague. gavon nonadult Meanwhile, In China http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/meanwhile-in-china Another day, another naked guy on a bridge gesticulating towards unimpressed firefighters in China. Putting the “dong” back in “Guangdong.”

A naked man gestures as firefighters try to prevent him from jumping off the Gaobu Bridge in Dongguan, Guangdong province December 6, 2011. The man, believed to be suffering from mental illness, was safely brought down.

(Reuters / China Daily)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/meanwhile-in-china Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:20:22 -0500 <b>Another day, another naked guy on a bridge gesticulating towards unimpressed firefighters in China.</b> Putting the "dong" back in "Guangdong." gavon nonadult Rick Perry's New Ad Is Better http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/rick-perrys-new-ad-is-better

I can't put my finger on why, but this ad really captures the Governor. If I were Newt or Mitt, I'd be worried that Perry was finally finding himself.

Via: theclearlydope

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/rick-perrys-new-ad-is-better Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:47:08 -0500 <b>I can&#39;t put my finger on why, but this ad really captures the Governor.</b> If I were Newt or Mitt, I&#39;d be worried that Perry was finally finding himself. jpmoore adult Dog Shoots Owner In Ass http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/dog-shoots-owner-in-ass Just another man-bites-dog-bullet story. More awful wordplay: “Bow wow OW!”; “Ready, aim, FUR!”; “From my cold dead PAW!”; “Shooting MANGE!” “The SNOOPY Sniper!” “Man's Best FRIENDLY FIRE!” Etc. You're welcome, America's lazy news anchors.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/dog-shoots-owner-in-ass Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:32:13 -0500 <b>Just another man-bites-dog-bullet story.</b> More awful wordplay: "Bow wow OW!"; "Ready, aim, FUR!"; "From my cold dead PAW!"; "Shooting MANGE!" "The SNOOPY Sniper!" "Man&#39;s Best FRIENDLY FIRE!" Etc. You&#39;re welcome, America&#39;s lazy news anchors. gavon nonadult Rafael Nadal Is Very Friendly http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/rafael-nadal-is-very-friendly Keep an eye on that left hand. Advantage Nadal.

Rafael Nadal, right, and Juan Monaco from Argentina, left, hug each other during a tennis training session at the La Cartuja stadium, in Seville, Spain, on Saturday, Nov. 26, 2011. Spain will play against Argentina for the Davis final, which starts on Friday Dec. 2.

(AP / Miguel Angel Morenatti)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/rafael-nadal-is-very-friendly Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:32:08 -0500 <b>Keep an eye on that left hand.</b> Advantage Nadal. gavon nonadult Miley Cyrus, A Dwarf And A Topless Woman Holding Mini-Nicki Minaj http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/miley-cyrus-a-dwarf-and-a-topless-woman-holding-a That is not the set up to a joke, that is without hyperbole what is happening in this mind-altering photo. From Miley's birthday party on Thanksgiving Eve. Is she a pop star or Caligula?

Source: dailymail.co.uk

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/miley-cyrus-a-dwarf-and-a-topless-woman-holding-a Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:17:10 -0500 <b>That is not the set up to a joke, that is without hyperbole what is happening in this mind-altering photo.</b> From Miley&#39;s birthday party on Thanksgiving Eve. Is she a pop star or Caligula? gavon nonadult Justin Bieber Is Wearing Pink Underwear http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/justin-bieber-is-wearing-pink-underwear No, really…see for yourself. Not making a value judgement, just a factual observation.

Source: dailymail.co.uk

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/justin-bieber-is-wearing-pink-underwear Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:17:10 -0500 <b>No, really...see for yourself.</b> Not making a value judgement, just a factual observation. gavon nonadult 17 Photos From Culo, The Book About Butts [NSFW] http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/17-photos-from-culo-the-book-about-butts Diddy served as “executive editor” on this new coffee table book , a collection of artful ass photography by Raphael Mazzucco. “Culo” is Spanish for booty, by the by. Keep an eye out for celebrity culo from Lady Gaga, Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/17-photos-from-culo-the-book-about-butts Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:02:08 -0500 <b>Diddy served as "executive editor" on this new <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1451641966/?tag=buzz0f-20">coffee table book</a>, a collection of artful ass photography by Raphael Mazzucco.</b> "Culo" is Spanish for booty, by the by. Keep an eye out for celebrity culo from Lady Gaga, Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler. gavon adult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Cop Gets Kicked In The Ass http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/cop-gets-kicked-in-the-ass Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude. This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!

A riot police officer is kicked while trying to arrest a human rights supporter during clashes at a rally against the launch on a book on retired Chilean Brigadier Miguel Krassnoff in Santiago November 21, 2011. The book celebrates Krassnoff's work while he was in the Direccion de Inteligencia Nacional (DINA), the secret police during Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet's regime, according to local media. Krassnoff is currently serving 144 years in prison from 23 sentences for the kidnap, torture and murder of Pinochet's opponents. (REUTERS/Ivan Alvarado)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/cop-gets-kicked-in-the-ass Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:17:12 -0500 <b>Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude.</b> This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. <i>Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!</i> gavon nonadult President Obama Gets Groped By The Prime Minister Of Australia http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/president-obama-gets-groped-by-the-prime-minister Julia Gilard has some sticky fingaz. Actual moment of ass grabbery or photo taken out of context? Surely it's the latter, but we can dream.

(REUTERS/Jason Reed)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/president-obama-gets-groped-by-the-prime-minister Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:02:08 -0500 <b>Julia Gilard has some sticky fingaz.</b> Actual moment of ass grabbery or photo taken out of context? Surely it&#39;s the latter, but we can dream. gavon nonadult So Guess What "Siri" Means In Japanese http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/so-guess-what-siri-means-in-japanese The name for the new personal assistant on iPhone 4S is going to be the butt of many jokes. Tim Cook really looked like an ass . Apple will never hear the end of this. Whoever came up with this name was a bum . I can't think of a pun for anus . And so forth.

"You see, in Japan, where Siri isn&#39;t even going to be available when the iPhone 4S goes on sale there Oct.14, the word sounds a lot like &#39;shiri&#39;&mdash;which means buttocks."

"You see, in Japan, where Siri isn't even going to be available when the iPhone 4S goes on sale there Oct.14, the word sounds a lot like 'shiri'—which means buttocks."

(AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

Source: technolog.msnbc.msn.com

E pluribus anus, guys...e pluribus anus.

E pluribus anus, guys...e pluribus anus.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/so-guess-what-siri-means-in-japanese Wed, 05 Oct 2011 15:45:42 -0400 <b>The name for the new personal assistant on iPhone 4S is going to be the butt of many jokes.</b> Tim Cook really looked like an <i>ass</i>. Apple will never hear the <i>end</i> of this. Whoever came up with this name was a <i>bum</i>. I can&#39;t think of a pun for <i>anus</i>. And so forth. gavon nonadult Heather Locklear Turned 50, No One Told Her Body http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/heather-locklear-turned-50-no-one-told-her-body 50? Nu-uh. Yeah huh? Dayum. She mocks time and space and physics with that bikini.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/heather-locklear-turned-50-no-one-told-her-body Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:26:46 -0400 <b>50? Nu-uh. Yeah huh? Dayum.</b> She mocks time and space and physics with that bikini. gavon nonadult Kim Kardashian Triggers Massive Sell-Off On Wall Street http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kim-kardashian-triggers-massive-sell-off-on-wall-s The Dow dropped nearly 400 points today, driven down in no small part thanks to Wall Street's reaction to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke's “Operation Twist,” aka “The Kardashian.” The plan is a complicated financial maneuver in which the Fed will move money out of short-term securities and into long-term holdings. Those longer-dated bonds are frequently called “the back end.” The plan—nicknamed “Operation Twist” by analysts—gained popularity within the Fed, but is widely despised in the financial community. Mutual fund manager Oliver Pursche calls it “The Kardashian.” Here's why.

  1. "The idea came from seeing my wife read a magazine article about Kim Kardashian," Pursche says. "She's inexplicably popular, fairly useless and all about the back end. And that sums up Operation Twist pretty well."

    "The idea came from seeing my wife read a magazine article about Kim Kardashian," Pursche says. "She&#39;s inexplicably popular, fairly useless and all about the back end. And that sums up Operation Twist pretty well."

    (REUTERS/Danny Moloshok)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kim-kardashian-triggers-massive-sell-off-on-wall-s Thu, 22 Sep 2011 16:23:45 -0400 <b>The Dow dropped nearly 400 points today, driven down in no small part thanks to Wall Street&#39;s reaction to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke&#39;s "Operation Twist," aka "The Kardashian."</b> The plan is a complicated financial maneuver in which the Fed will move money out of short-term securities and into long-term holdings. Those longer-dated bonds are frequently called "the back end." The plan--nicknamed "Operation Twist" by analysts--gained popularity within the Fed, but is widely despised in the financial community. Mutual fund manager Oliver Pursche calls it "The Kardashian." Here&#39;s why. gavon nonadult Kim Kardashian As Slave Leia http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kim-kardashian-as-slave-leia From a never-aired pilot for Kanye West's puppet variety show, “Alligator Boots.” Buried lede: Kanye West had a puppet variety show called “Alligator Boots.” And it looks godawful. There was an ursine puppet named Beary White who talked like Barry White and some Martin Luther King comedy skits for good measure. Thankfully Comedy Central came to their senses and threw it in a deep, dark vault. The video surfaced on, then was promptly removed from, Youtube. Count yourself lucky.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kim-kardashian-as-slave-leia Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:03:55 -0400 <b>From a never-aired pilot for Kanye West&#39;s puppet variety show, "Alligator Boots."</b> Buried lede: Kanye West had a puppet variety show called "Alligator Boots." And it looks godawful. There was an ursine puppet named Beary White who talked like Barry White and some Martin Luther King comedy skits for good measure. Thankfully Comedy Central came to their senses and threw it in a deep, dark vault. The video surfaced on, then was promptly removed from, Youtube. Count yourself lucky. gavon nonadult Rick Perry Bumper Sticker FTW http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/rick-perry-bumper-sticker-ftw BTW, this pic was taken in Fort Worth, Texas. Perry's back yard.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/rick-perry-bumper-sticker-ftw Sun, 21 Aug 2011 07:02:10 -0400 <b>BTW, this pic was taken in Fort Worth, Texas.</b> Perry&#39;s back yard. abrams nonadult Kim Kardashian In 3D http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kim-kardashian-in-3d The most depth ever displayed by a Kardashian. These are from the upcoming issue of World's Most Beautiful, which will come with glasses and be in 3D. Ironic since most men will use this magazine in a fashion that will render them blind.

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Source: kimkardashian.celebuzz.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/kim-kardashian-in-3d Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:42:15 -0400 <b>The most depth ever displayed by a Kardashian.</b> These are from the upcoming issue of World&#39;s Most Beautiful, which will come with glasses and be in 3D. Ironic since most men will use this magazine in a fashion that will render them blind. gavon nonadult Oil Bikinis http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/oil-bikinis This probably isn't what you have in mind when you think of oil and bikini models. These are from the Surfrider calendar in Europe. Surfrider, if you couldn't tell from the BP-themed satire, is an environmental preservation organization . Relax. It's not really crude oil. Photoshoppery ahoy.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/oil-bikinis Wed, 27 Jul 2011 10:48:47 -0400 <b>This probably isn&#39;t what you have in mind when you think of oil and bikini models.</b> These are from the Surfrider calendar in Europe. Surfrider, if you couldn&#39;t tell from the BP-themed satire, is an <a href="http://www.surfrider.org/">environmental preservation organization</a>. Relax. It&#39;s not really crude oil. Photoshoppery ahoy. gavon nonadult Adrianne Curry Ejected From Comic-Con For Wearing Skimpy Aeon Flux Outfit http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/adrianne-curry-ejected-from-comic-con-for-wearing Professional Twitterbitionist Adrianne Curry was swarmed by cops at Comic-Con for wearing little more than a black licorice rope as an Aeon Flux costume. Here she is in the offending costume, the naughtiest bits covered to prevent arrest.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/adrianne-curry-ejected-from-comic-con-for-wearing Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:24:13 -0400 <b>Professional Twitterbitionist Adrianne Curry was swarmed by cops at Comic-Con for wearing little more than a black licorice rope as an Aeon Flux costume.</b> Here she is in the offending costume, the naughtiest bits covered to prevent arrest. gavon nonadult Stills From The Alleged Marilyn Monroe Porno http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/stills-from-the-alleged-marilyn-monroe-porno A newly discovered print of what is purported to be a pornographic film starring an underage Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe) is going up for auction. Here a few stills. Monroe fans insist it's a different woman, but the film's owner says it was shot before the Hollywood sex bomb lost some weight and underwent plastic surgery. What say you?

  1. Pictures allegedly taken from a newly discovered 8-mm version of a film, purportedly showing Mari...

    Pictures allegedly taken from a newly discovered 8-mm version of a film, purportedly showing Marilyn Monroe having sex when she was still an underage actress known as Norma Jean Baker are shown by Spain's memorabilia collector Mikel Barsa in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Wednesday, July 20, 2011. Barsa plans to auction the film but an expert says the actress in the film is someone else, considerably heavier and less feminine than the legendary film star. (AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko)

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/stills-from-the-alleged-marilyn-monroe-porno Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:07:30 -0400 <b>A newly discovered print of what is purported to be a pornographic film starring an underage Norma Jean Baker (aka Marilyn Monroe) is going up for auction. Here a few stills.</b> Monroe fans insist it&#39;s a different woman, but the film&#39;s owner says it was shot before the Hollywood sex bomb lost some weight and underwent plastic surgery. What say you? gavon adult 25 Photos Of People Posing With Love Nuts http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/25-photos-of-people-posing-with-love-nuts The world's largest seed, the fruit of the coco de mer palm (aka, “the love nut,” “the bum seed” and “the Maldive coconut”) can be found on the Praslin, Curieuse and Seychelles islands of the Indian Ocean. It also happens to look a great deal like a woman's naughty bits. The coco de mer is in the news recently after the foreign minister of the Seychelles gave one to Prince William and Kate Middleton as a honeymoon gift. Aside from their general genitalia-ness, this raised a few eyebrows as the love nut is also considered a powerful aphrodisiac. Here now are some people having fun with their bum seeds.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/25-photos-of-people-posing-with-love-nuts Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:56:21 -0400 <b>The world&#39;s largest seed, the fruit of the coco de mer palm (aka, "the love nut," "the bum seed" and "the Maldive coconut") can be found on the Praslin, Curieuse and Seychelles islands of the Indian Ocean. It also happens to look a great deal like a woman&#39;s naughty bits.</b> The coco de mer is in the news recently after the foreign minister of the Seychelles gave one to Prince William and Kate Middleton as a honeymoon gift. Aside from their general genitalia-ness, this raised a few eyebrows as the love nut is also considered a powerful aphrodisiac. Here now are some people having fun with their bum seeds. gavon nonadult