“Big fan of the ass grab.”
“Big fan of the ass grab.”
After being trained to recognize their own reflections, the primates used this newfound knowledge to…play with their genitals.
No one actually flips their hair in real life.
Posteriors or packages? NSFW: many butts and bulges ahead.
Where four brave men take a crack at breaking the Internet. NSFW: Lots of man butt ahead.
So many butts. Slightly NSFW (because butts).
My anaconda don’t want none unless I know the facts, hun.
“You put your hand — ever so gently — ON MY ASS and asked if you could take me to go.”
Welcome to sex ed class.
Who knew butt fat was a good thing?
They tried so hard…
What’s your best pick-up line?
This checklist will kick ya right in the keister.
I like big butts and I cannot find pants that fit right.
A corgi tush cannot be rivaled.
Gaga’s butt, it is a thing of beauty.
These new Charmin toilet paper ads are 100% butt cheeks and crack. (via adsoftheworld.com)
You, sir or madam, did a FINE job on these pants.
Her ass looks like boobs.
The finest tits and best ass found anywhere on this planet.
Shut up…it’s art. This is from Urs Fishcer’s “Madame Fisscher” exhibit at the Palazzo Grassi in Venice, Italy. I hope she wasn’t too cold.
And did I mention she’s a pinup girl? Cousin to Pippa and the Duchess Of Cambridge, Ms. Darling is bringing her hurly burly striptease stateside. If you’re in New York next week, you’re lucky.
Shameless publicity stunt? Yes. Did it absolutely work? Also yes. Desigual clothing stores across Europe held an “Arrive Half-Naked, Leave Fully Dressed” sale this week, in which mostly-nude bargain hunters received steep discounts. Here are shots of attractive people in their underwear from Lyon, Sevilla and Prague.
Just another man-bites-dog-bullet story. More awful wordplay: “Bow wow OW!”; “Ready, aim, FUR!”; “From my cold dead PAW!”; “Shooting MANGE!” “The SNOOPY Sniper!” “Man’s Best FRIENDLY FIRE!” Etc. You’re welcome, America’s lazy news anchors.
Keep an eye on that left hand. Advantage Nadal.
Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude. This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!
Julia Gilard has some sticky fingaz. Actual moment of ass grabbery or photo taken out of context? Surely it’s the latter, but we can dream.
The name for the new personal assistant on iPhone 4S is going to be the butt of many jokes. Tim Cook really looked like an ass. Apple will never hear the end of this. Whoever came up with this name was a bum. I can’t think of a pun for anus. And so forth.