Huked on fonix werked for somewon.
Or just keep your shoes clean and your boobs big.
Snuggies have pulled in more than $500 million since becoming a viral sensation five years ago. Allstar Products, the company behind them, is still thriving with the blankets with sleeves and a host of other “As Seen on TV” products.
Were you starting to think the human race might NOT be a plague on this earth? Wrong.
No, really, this is a thing you can buy.
Christmas is just days away and there’s not much time to get all the items on your list. Thankfully, the wonderful world of As Seen On TV lets you shop with no effort required. Here are a few items to ask Santa for this Holiday season. (via trashwire.com) View List ›
Oh no, Dad had died of embarrassment! Kids, don’t believe everything you see on TV.
More proof these things are pure evil. View Image ›
Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the “befores” of infomercials. View Media ›
Here’s the infomercial for a big blue colon-shaped shower loofah thing. Hmm, the fat guy in the shower isn’t really selling me on this, but that foot scrubber thing looks pretty amazing. Watch Video ›
SAY NO TO CRACK!!! Car seat crack that is! No more dropping stuff down that stupid CAR-muda Triangle! [Editor’s note: How many times have I almost wrecked my car trying to find that mix tape that I lost under the seat??? I can’t believe this is a real invention, but then again, I said the same thing about the Snuggie.] Watch Video ›
A pan that makes perfectly round pancake puffs that can be filled with anything, from hot dogs to jam. The part during the infomercial where they inject the pancake with beef gravy just made my mouth water. And just think of the amazing brunch you’ll be able to make for your friends with this thing. Read More ›