That is, if you’re running at all.
Because internet. Via /r/birdswitharms.
Here’s an update on the once smallest Jo-bro.
Sorry, but your nose is now three feet long.
Secretary of State John Kerry called it a “strong, effective and implementable” treaty and stressed that it applies only to international deals and “reaffirms the sovereign right of any state to regulate arms within its territory,” Associated Press reports.
Oh, how the freakishly body modded have fallen. Following allegations of everything from steroids to synthetic oil injections, Guinness is conducting an investigation into whether or not Moustafa Ismail should keep the title of World’s Biggest Arms.
At least I think they do, judging by their uncomfortably skinny yet muscular arms.
Perhaps Ryan’s handlers were listening when BuzzFeed pointed out that the 42-year-old’s wardrobe was a bit too baggy, because the Wisconsin congressman has been rocking a form fitting polo that really promotes his right to bare arms.
Classic “guy on a motorcycle makes you swoon” kind of thing.
In case you forgot, since we haven’t seen him in a while. Here are photos of him running on the beach.